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40-something single dad of four, bloody happy with life.
Name two words that rhyme but should never go together.
I’ll start: Fun run.
I’ll start: Fun run.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Name two words that rhyme but should never go together.
I’ll start: Fun run.
I’ll start: Fun run.
I believe every man who doesn’t have a beard would look better with a beard.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I believe every man who doesn’t have a beard would look better with a beard.
How many rodeos is the right number of rodeos for me to know what I'm doing?
Because I'm way past my first rodeo and still haven't got a clue.
Because I'm way past my first rodeo and still haven't got a clue.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
How many rodeos is the right number of rodeos for me to know what I'm doing?
Because I'm way past my first rodeo and still haven't got a clue.
Because I'm way past my first rodeo and still haven't got a clue.
I want a show of Nick and Joe travelling the country in an old school mini.
Don’t even care what they’re doing on the trip.
#TheTraitors
Don’t even care what they’re doing on the trip.
#TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I want a show of Nick and Joe travelling the country in an old school mini.
Don’t even care what they’re doing on the trip.
#TheTraitors
Don’t even care what they’re doing on the trip.
#TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Imagine living in the age when the invention of sliced bread was the best thing EVER.
Simpler times. Good times.
Simpler times. Good times.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Imagine living in the age when the invention of sliced bread was the best thing EVER.
Simpler times. Good times.
Simpler times. Good times.
Just received a welcome email from my own company that I didn't know was being sent out today, and I can't stop smiling about it!
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Just received a welcome email from my own company that I didn't know was being sent out today, and I can't stop smiling about it!
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
It’s not everyday you launch the business and application that you’ve had in your head for a decade.
Time for wine, I think.
www.42thingstodo.net
(If you find bugs I’d love it if you message me to say where and what!)
Time for wine, I think.
www.42thingstodo.net
(If you find bugs I’d love it if you message me to say where and what!)
42 Things To Do | Find Your Next Adventure
www.42thingstodo.net
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s not everyday you launch the business and application that you’ve had in your head for a decade.
Time for wine, I think.
www.42thingstodo.net
(If you find bugs I’d love it if you message me to say where and what!)
Time for wine, I think.
www.42thingstodo.net
(If you find bugs I’d love it if you message me to say where and what!)
Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.
Pretty sure soon I'll do my grocery shopping and not be able to eat anything until I've downloaded an app for it.
"What a nice orange! Better register on the Orinj app and give them all my data so I can enjoy it fully and receive orange-related news, alerts and updates for the rest of my life."
"What a nice orange! Better register on the Orinj app and give them all my data so I can enjoy it fully and receive orange-related news, alerts and updates for the rest of my life."
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Pretty sure soon I'll do my grocery shopping and not be able to eat anything until I've downloaded an app for it.
"What a nice orange! Better register on the Orinj app and give them all my data so I can enjoy it fully and receive orange-related news, alerts and updates for the rest of my life."
"What a nice orange! Better register on the Orinj app and give them all my data so I can enjoy it fully and receive orange-related news, alerts and updates for the rest of my life."
Kids today have grown up without DVD director commentary, and boy does that show.
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Kids today have grown up without DVD director commentary, and boy does that show.
Just heard someone from OK Go say “There’s no idea until you’ve played.”
I think I’ve found a new motto.
I think I’ve found a new motto.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just heard someone from OK Go say “There’s no idea until you’ve played.”
I think I’ve found a new motto.
I think I’ve found a new motto.
Healthcare professionals: if you’re dealing with a child and their divorced parents, please don’t automatically just talk to the mum and exclude the dad. Especially after you’re told that custody and parental responsibility is entirely shared 50/50.
Thankyouplease
Thankyouplease
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Healthcare professionals: if you’re dealing with a child and their divorced parents, please don’t automatically just talk to the mum and exclude the dad. Especially after you’re told that custody and parental responsibility is entirely shared 50/50.
Thankyouplease
Thankyouplease
For someone who doesn't believe in reincarnation, I spend far too much time happily planning how much better I'm going to do it when I get my second go at being in my 20s.
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For someone who doesn't believe in reincarnation, I spend far too much time happily planning how much better I'm going to do it when I get my second go at being in my 20s.
A day will come when cooking instruction writers will accept that none of us know the wattage of our microwaves, or preheat our ovens.
But it is not this day.
But it is not this day.
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A day will come when cooking instruction writers will accept that none of us know the wattage of our microwaves, or preheat our ovens.
But it is not this day.
But it is not this day.
Mystery date today! Well, it’s not really a mystery for me as I booked it, but she doesn’t know where we’re going.
I hope this turns out at least half as well as I think it will…
I hope this turns out at least half as well as I think it will…
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Mystery date today! Well, it’s not really a mystery for me as I booked it, but she doesn’t know where we’re going.
I hope this turns out at least half as well as I think it will…
I hope this turns out at least half as well as I think it will…
It's my boy's 19th birthday tomorrow and he was supposed to be having the boys over for a poker night, but every single one of them has pulled out. So instead he's coming over and we're going to drink beer and watch Taskmaster for the evening.
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October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's my boy's 19th birthday tomorrow and he was supposed to be having the boys over for a poker night, but every single one of them has pulled out. So instead he's coming over and we're going to drink beer and watch Taskmaster for the evening.
By the way, the fact that all three of these shows are on at the same time makes this my favourite time of the year.
What show would you rather be on out of:
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
By the way, the fact that all three of these shows are on at the same time makes this my favourite time of the year.
What show would you rather be on out of:
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What show would you rather be on out of:
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
- Strictly Come Dancing
- Taskmaster
- The Traitors
#Strictly #Taskmaster #TheTraitors
Shoutout to my daughter, who realised on a car journey that she’d accidentally connected to the Spotify jam of the BMW in front of us, and proceeded to queue up Witch Doctor by Cartoons on repeat for 15 miles.
And yes, I stayed close to him so he couldn’t change it.
Sorry not sorry, James.
And yes, I stayed close to him so he couldn’t change it.
Sorry not sorry, James.
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Shoutout to my daughter, who realised on a car journey that she’d accidentally connected to the Spotify jam of the BMW in front of us, and proceeded to queue up Witch Doctor by Cartoons on repeat for 15 miles.
And yes, I stayed close to him so he couldn’t change it.
Sorry not sorry, James.
And yes, I stayed close to him so he couldn’t change it.
Sorry not sorry, James.
How is Joe Wilkinson 50?! #TheTraitors
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October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How is Joe Wilkinson 50?! #TheTraitors
Snooze buttons are pointless.
Just set the alarm for when you need to get up and get up then.
Just set the alarm for when you need to get up and get up then.
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Snooze buttons are pointless.
Just set the alarm for when you need to get up and get up then.
Just set the alarm for when you need to get up and get up then.
Too much to remember! It's started relationships, given me holidays, introduced me to many of my closest friends, got me jobs, on telly, given me support when I've needed it the most, helped me with gifts for my kids, helped get me through lockdown, taught me so much, and generally been a laugh.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Too much to remember! It's started relationships, given me holidays, introduced me to many of my closest friends, got me jobs, on telly, given me support when I've needed it the most, helped me with gifts for my kids, helped get me through lockdown, taught me so much, and generally been a laugh.
Once a year you should be allowed to look around your neighbour's house.
Just, you know, to see what it's like, how they've arranged things differently to you, and what the hell they've put next to your wall that's so bloody loud ALL THE TIME.
Just, you know, to see what it's like, how they've arranged things differently to you, and what the hell they've put next to your wall that's so bloody loud ALL THE TIME.
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Once a year you should be allowed to look around your neighbour's house.
Just, you know, to see what it's like, how they've arranged things differently to you, and what the hell they've put next to your wall that's so bloody loud ALL THE TIME.
Just, you know, to see what it's like, how they've arranged things differently to you, and what the hell they've put next to your wall that's so bloody loud ALL THE TIME.