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For @adanine.bsky.social - in Ancient Times, a player named Mashara posted a parody of Eminem's "Stan" to the WoW forums and I responded as a blue poster. It has long since been lost to Blizz's several forum revamps, but guild forums live on, so here you go. Mashara's original post:
A forum post that reads: "Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Write-Or-Respond-To-My-Blizzard-Fans, this'll be the last Post I ever write to your Tauren ass It's been 2 minutes and still no response - I don't deserve it? I know you saw my last thread; I wrote the word "BLUE" in the title perfect So this is my last post I'm sending you, I hope you click on it I'm living with my mom right now, I turn 42 next Sunday Hey Caydiem, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to install EQ2? You know that movie by the guild PALS FOR LIFE, "Leeroy Jenkins" about that guy who coulda saved his party from dying but didn't, then when the chums "stuck to the plan" they still wiped? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from wiping Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 hour MC run without my item and all I wanted was a blue response or an Unyielding maul I hope you know I ripped ALL of my blizzard posters off the wall I love you Caydiem, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your Blizzard co-workers are in anguish and you can't BREATHE without me See Caydiem; *screaming* Shut up Mom! I'm trying to type! Hey Caydiem, that's my mom knocking on my door but I didn't talk back to her, I listened, see I ain't like you cause if she goes away I won't have to get a job and I can play too Well, gotta go, Wow's almost done uninstalling now Oh @#$%, I forgot, how am I supposed to to get my Obsidian Edged Blade back?"
November 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM