New idea: let's all just go to Saturn or Pluto or somewhere, right?

Do you think god stays in heaven for fear of what we've created (baja blast)?

Happy Valentine’s Day to my Valentine! You! You're my Valentine! What did you get me?? Nothing? Really? After all this time? This is so like you. I put in all this time and effort and- it's not about the flowers it's about the gestur- fine, go stay at your parent's! Run to mama like you always do!

I'm like if a court jester was moody and malevolent and secretly turning the king against his advisors via mournful and subversive songs

in recent harrowing times like these, i often see folks talk about how they need to "turn to community." here is a fundamental flaw in that thinking, one which has been programmed in us through life in the shadow of this empire:
community is ALWAYS with us—we are made to feel alone, but we never are

Had a stress dream so powerful I woke up with a tummy ache. How do I sue the participants in my dream issues for pain and suffering?

New concept: what if everyone was nice to me all the time and I could do no wrong

Garf, he wanna.
He wanna lasagn, he wanna.
He wanna lasagn

(to the tune of girls just want to have fun)

🎶The best part of waking up is frog piss in your cup🎶

As a follow up, crushes on guys... but for guys? Is this anything?

Crushes on girls, but for girls. Has anyone thought of this?

Pregaming an eternity of haunting forboding woods and psychologically tormenting the living by listening to old Appalachian folk music

Went to the island of Awkward to Interact With But Overall a Decent Person That People Don't Mind and everyone there had pretty middle of the road things to say about you