Lol - cuz of course #F1

Watching Scream with 13, but it has nothing on these jump scare texts I receive during the movie.

I missed Caturday or whatever, so here’s Charlotte and Wilbur.

Not quite as cute as I remembered so I had to go back and check. This is Holmes, brother to Watson, the kitty that made me more than a dog person.

I missed Sainz exerting his dominance before the race began #F1

Thanks Mark, maybe I will! Maybe I will…

I might have a snacking problem but I have the sweetest kids in the world. Good vibes coming back today, share the love.

Kids asked me to lookup my Spotify daylists. Nevermind that Angry Dad Rock is actually music I like:

Me: “WTF is Gyat?”

13: laughing uncontrollably

Me: “What dumb thing did I walk into this time?”

13: “It means butt”

Wife: proceeds to give me nerd explanation on word origin

He’s not a player, he just crushes a lot

She should respect your boundaries. Ngl, I’m a little jealous. I once got hit on by this random old dude who just rambled on and on…

Cat hair included but yeah, let’s go!

Even the cat groans at my lame dad jokes.

My first post on here! This is Wilbur, my mostly blind lap cat. Another reason to be distracted…