Adam Tennis Brown
@adamtennisbrown.bsky.social
The official Bluesky of comedian/writer/podcaster Adam Tod Brown. But the one where he exclusively talks about tennis. 🎾
Remember Alexandra Eala?
May 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Remember Alexandra Eala?
I wish more Americans watched tennis so everyone could see the absurdly weird and random music medley happening at the Barcelona Open trophy ceremony right now
April 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I wish more Americans watched tennis so everyone could see the absurdly weird and random music medley happening at the Barcelona Open trophy ceremony right now
Alexandra Eala is such a neat story and also I hope she loses tonight I ❤️ Pegula
March 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Alexandra Eala is such a neat story and also I hope she loses tonight I ❤️ Pegula
Okay what if we just TRY not making tennis players take the court holding hands with children? If the wheels completely fall off the sport over it we can always switch back
March 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Okay what if we just TRY not making tennis players take the court holding hands with children? If the wheels completely fall off the sport over it we can always switch back
I am confident that the T2 feed of the Navarro v Vekic #IndianWells match is meant to annoy you into paying for the Tennis Channel app
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am confident that the T2 feed of the Navarro v Vekic #IndianWells match is meant to annoy you into paying for the Tennis Channel app
I appreciate that Clara Tauson wasn’t afraid to tell that baby to stfu just now #DubaiOpen
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I appreciate that Clara Tauson wasn’t afraid to tell that baby to stfu just now #DubaiOpen
It always makes me smile a little when I think about that time former US Women’s Gymnastics team doctor/convicted sex predator Larry Nassar said something creepy about Mirra Andreeva while watching Wimbledon in prison and a guy stabbed him for it
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It always makes me smile a little when I think about that time former US Women’s Gymnastics team doctor/convicted sex predator Larry Nassar said something creepy about Mirra Andreeva while watching Wimbledon in prison and a guy stabbed him for it
Zverev always looks unhappy and I assume it’s because he’s still fuming about something his girlfriend said earlier in the day
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Zverev always looks unhappy and I assume it’s because he’s still fuming about something his girlfriend said earlier in the day
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This might be worse than the Dwyane Wade statue
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This might be worse than the Dwyane Wade statue
Under most circumstances I’d be pulling for Anisimova to win the Doha final because she’s American but I adore Ostapenko and would love to see her win this
February 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Under most circumstances I’d be pulling for Anisimova to win the Doha final because she’s American but I adore Ostapenko and would love to see her win this
Fritz v. Davidovich-Fokina! May the best headband tied in a big-ass knot in the back win!
February 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Fritz v. Davidovich-Fokina! May the best headband tied in a big-ass knot in the back win!
I love Iga Swiatek but I also hope she never beats Ostapenko. I want her to reach Djokovic levels of success but just with the caveat that she eventually retires like 0-32 against Ostapenko
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love Iga Swiatek but I also hope she never beats Ostapenko. I want her to reach Djokovic levels of success but just with the caveat that she eventually retires like 0-32 against Ostapenko
Was hoping to be up in time for Swiatek v Rybakina but my insomnia apparently wanted to watch the Pegula match in its entirety so here we are
February 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Was hoping to be up in time for Swiatek v Rybakina but my insomnia apparently wanted to watch the Pegula match in its entirety so here we are
Why they gotta put Pegula on the rec league court?
February 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why they gotta put Pegula on the rec league court?
Would appreciate if Sabalenka could get this over with quick so I can start my day
February 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Would appreciate if Sabalenka could get this over with quick so I can start my day
Pulling for Ons Jabeur in Doha right now but I also have a couple Qinwen Zheng rookie cards that aren’t just gonna sell themselves so I’m secretly not pulling for Ons Jabeur also
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pulling for Ons Jabeur in Doha right now but I also have a couple Qinwen Zheng rookie cards that aren’t just gonna sell themselves so I’m secretly not pulling for Ons Jabeur also
The Dallas Open looks very comfortable might go next year
February 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Dallas Open looks very comfortable might go next year
Really don’t wanna see Fritz lose to a backwards hat guy vamos
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Really don’t wanna see Fritz lose to a backwards hat guy vamos
Just turned on the Tennis Channel and oh hey Simona Halep is back! And getting wrecked, unfortunately!
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just turned on the Tennis Channel and oh hey Simona Halep is back! And getting wrecked, unfortunately!
Not staying up for the men’s final. I’d rather sleep than see Zverev win his first major. I think Sinner will win but why risk it?
January 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not staying up for the men’s final. I’d rather sleep than see Zverev win his first major. I think Sinner will win but why risk it?
Set an alarm for Sabalenka v Keys. We’ll see how it goes. Sabalenka is my favorite player but I 💯 want Keys to win. Sabalenka has won and will win a bunch of majors. Keys needs this for legacy reasons. Also I’m very high
January 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Set an alarm for Sabalenka v Keys. We’ll see how it goes. Sabalenka is my favorite player but I 💯 want Keys to win. Sabalenka has won and will win a bunch of majors. Keys needs this for legacy reasons. Also I’m very high
Australian Open men’s semifinal Djokovic v Zverev let’s go! I’m pulling for Djokovic on lesser of two evils grounds
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Australian Open men’s semifinal Djokovic v Zverev let’s go! I’m pulling for Djokovic on lesser of two evils grounds
Are we all awake and watching the #AustralianOpen women’s semifinals?
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Are we all awake and watching the #AustralianOpen women’s semifinals?
Gonna try to stay up and watch Djokovic v Alcaraz at 1:30am
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Gonna try to stay up and watch Djokovic v Alcaraz at 1:30am