Adam is tired
@adamsto.bsky.social
Took me more than a second to realise you were talking about Machado and not Clymer lol
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Took me more than a second to realise you were talking about Machado and not Clymer lol
The absolutely empty heads who trawl Facebook market place make it completely unusable
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
The absolutely empty heads who trawl Facebook market place make it completely unusable
Stag do budget goals
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Stag do budget goals
Is this still over the convert
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Is this still over the convert
If you have owned a car for a week and don't know the license number you should not legally be allowed to drive. That should be on the driver's test.
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If you have owned a car for a week and don't know the license number you should not legally be allowed to drive. That should be on the driver's test.
Thinking machines are banned in the Imperium of mankind
January 15, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Thinking machines are banned in the Imperium of mankind
He does a corrective rape on a lesbian in one of the Connery movies
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
He does a corrective rape on a lesbian in one of the Connery movies
I think in this case it just means he got a small bruise
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I think in this case it just means he got a small bruise
There's one over 350k right now lol
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
There's one over 350k right now lol
WW3 but it's just NATO countries fighting each other while Russia and China smoke and gamble on the outcome
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
WW3 but it's just NATO countries fighting each other while Russia and China smoke and gamble on the outcome
Did you think this was a good tweet?
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Did you think this was a good tweet?
What the fuck is benny boy drinking
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
What the fuck is benny boy drinking
He's so incompetent that it seems deliberate
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
He's so incompetent that it seems deliberate
I lie down smiling and patting my stomach
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I lie down smiling and patting my stomach