That’s a relief. I thought you were going woke on me. Turns out you’re just cycling through adjectives you can’t define.

Do you know what the word “marginalized” means?

Representing all Americans isn’t optional, it’s literally in the job description. Might want to skim that oath again, Mr. Vance. History will remember you mocking half the country like this. The same way it remembers every politician who mistook cruelty for courage. Enjoy your final years in office.

Neither set of statements is accurate. The FAA has maintained a near perfect safety record for commercial aviation. The Trump administration hasn’t restored anything. Likewise, these crashes have nothing to do with Trump’s actions.

AI, AI, AI, AI *squawk*, AI, AI, AI

I just summarized 99% of modern tech discourse

Absolutely. The issues Democrats stand for are actually very popular with voters. Their marketing just sucks.

Why not start the collection today?

Burn JIRA to the ground

I like my hippos white, male, and Christian

Your headlines write themselves now

Meat’s back on the menu boys

Go back to work, Chuck

no shit

Thing is this has been the case for a long time. It can’t be the fall of the empire if it’s nothing new.

One of those clowns said he is the first candidate who does not have a medical background and that’s why he’s a good nominee. These people are so unserious.

Good thing about paper is that it’s easy to tear down