My first favorite ballplayer and more of a man than that stooge Hegseth could ever dream to be.

Sentence structure and punctuation are important.

To me it’s more of a theft of Robert Duvall’s film character than a matter of stolen valor, but I am perfectly capable of being angry about multiple things at once.

I was saying Boo-urns.

TIL that we’re in a Space Race again.

Who knew?

In my day (dagnabbit!), we would have been hazed and bullied for doing pull-ups like that. And that was just by our P.E. coaches!

More people need to be using the word “lout” these days. Lord knows we’ve got plenty of ‘em.

Here comes the Trump Youth.

So he’s changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War…purely so he can declare war on his own citizens? That’s the war we’re talking about?

Oh Markwayne, you graceless lummox.

Oh Markwayne, you belligerent donkey-botherer.

Trump loves anything that connotes what he thinks of as toughness. He’ll do anything that even sounds more aggressive. And of course Hegseth is so horned up about anything that has to do with war or violence, he’s happy to play soldiers for the boss. Ridiculous.

Oh Markwayne, you deceitful clodhopper.

I’m definitely stealing “tren de arugula.” 😆