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adamschwartzberg.bsky.social
⭕️AntelopeAdamantium⭕️
@adamschwartzberg.bsky.social
Husband/Father of daughters, Phish, Yankees, Simpsons, A Bernese Mountain Dog’s person
Never trump, f*ck that guy
Aww yeah, 53 miles until 55,555.
LFG!
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My buddy who scored YEMSG tix in the lotto and is taking me to 12/30 and 12/31 texted me to *apologize* because he told me they are in 106 but they’re actually in 102!
This is going to be so awesome….
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I got a new shirt.
My dog really likes it
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My prediction is that one of the sets (probably 11/30 set 2? Maybe not….) will be extra long and include a full performance of the ‘Ghosts of the Forest‘ suite, along with Fish on drums and the girls. *MAYBE* Mike (but probably Dezron) filling in for Tony.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m rocking out to Bay Area ‘78 this Sunday AM
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Puppy’s teething
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh, come ON. Now who is letting their own bias cloud their opinion?
Judge objectively had a better season in almost every metric that matters:
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
S’up?
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just inject this directly into my veins
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think that dude was technically one of Immorten Joe's slaves.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve seen two @phish.com shows on today’s date.

2-for-2 on Disease…
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me and my girls
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How do these people even get my number?
October 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This looks like an absolute 🎉PARTY🥳
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hate to be that guy but I’ve had this in my iTunes library for a long, long time.
No idea where I got it from, ive had it at least a decade….
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Puppy
October 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
But … WHY!!??!

What, besides Pokémon, could one get out of subscribing to Walmart+?
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mayday!
October 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What does your workplace look like this morning?
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Todays/tomorrow mornings ‘office’
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
September 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM