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Hangman Adam Page bloop: the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature) Attached is a picture of said common serviceberry looking wonderfully orange. Hangman’s own alt text reads: orange leaves of a common serviceberry. its a close up photo and theres really nothing else to see, but the leaves are pleasant. enjoy them while you can because for four month its just gonna look like barren twigs shooting up from the earth
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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@cowboyonmars.bsky.social 2 days ago need your opinion on the new orville peck ep soooooo badly [three cowboy emojis] Hangman Adam Page’s reply: my favorite since pony
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Premieres today (October 17 at 5pm eastern)
Hangman Adam Page bluesky post: hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff. big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done. 5pm normal time. Quoting his own post: new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday (its actually very good and i am proud of it)
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bluesky post: new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday (its actually very good and i am proud of it) Youtube link title: SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social: hangman vs samoa joe's sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Hangman Adam Page bluesky post: fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req... HBO Max Feedback © help.hbomax.com October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: nothing says 'its fall yall' like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them Attached is a picture of said bee on Hangman’s goldenrods. Hangman’s ALT text reads: a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday. Attached is a picture of the front of the David Attenborough exhibit at the musem Hangman visited. Hangman’s own ALT text reads: a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.
August 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Hangman Adam Page’s bluesky post: i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all Attached is a picture of a red flower among Hangman’s garden. Hangman’s ALT text reads: monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit
August 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Picture of Hangman Adam Page in a white pearlsnap cheekily holding out a white flower to one of the crew named Zane. The backdrop is a morning dawn. Hangman’s alt text reads: im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost Hangman Adam Page post-Texas Deathmatch at All In Texas. His gear and armbands are stained red, he has the AEW men’s world championship held in his right hand, and he is letting out a roar of triumph from a turnbuckle to the crowd. His alt text reads: hollerin with the world championship A picture of Hangman Adam Page’s arm fully encapsulated in friendship bracelets of all assortments and colors. The world title lays flat on the table beneath his hand. Hangman’s alt text reads: lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship Hangman Adam Page smiling happily before All In Texas with his wife and two children inside the ready, empty stadium. They all have cowboy emojis on their faces for privacy, except Hangman of course. He looks so happy. His alt text reads: my family.
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Full Hangman Adam Page bloop: thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justicd because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday Attached are four photos which I will transcribe alt text for in the thread below.
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Picture of a bottlebrush buckeye plant in Hangman’s garden. Hangman’s ALT text: a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it. Picture of a butterfly or moth, brown with some white and light brown patching. It is landed on the white buckeye flowers. Hangman’s ALT text: a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don't know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time
July 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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(will re-attach full photos and add Hangman’s alt text of the photos under this post)
Hangman Adam Page Bloop: look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy. July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM Attached are two pictures, one of a bottlebrush buckeye plant in Hangman’s garden, and the other is a picture of a either a moth or butterfly (brown with some white and lighter brown patching on the wings) that has landed on the white buckeye flowers.
July 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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youtube link: youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Adam Page bloop: look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye Youtube link is a video of Hangman Adam Page cutting a promo in spanish in front of the raucous crowd in Arena Mexico for AEW Grand Slam Mexico in partnership with CMLL.
June 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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hangman’s alt text: oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid
oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid
June 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground Attached is a photo of said sickly hydrangeas.
June 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock) (Attached is a photo of a giant ass cactus from an angle below it. the sky is completely blue and clear.) Hangman’s ALT text of the picture reads: “photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.”
May 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest Attached is a youtube link, which embeds a video of OCEAN with David Attenborough by Altitude Films.
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it Attached is a photo of the St. John’s Worts in question, a pretty yellow flower with what looks to have five petals. The flower is focus. Behind the flower is Hangman himself, wearing a dark grey or perhaps black baseball cap, looking into the camera lens. Hangman’s own ALT text reads: yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)
May 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hangman Adam Page posing with (presumably) Nick from Nick in the Afternoon. He has his wild eyed look and is holding his belt buckle. His button down is unbuttoned down to his chest.
April 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Hangman Adam Page AEW press stuff for the upcoming Norfolk show: (links only!) 🧵🪡🧶

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Hangman Adam Page with a reporter/news host or something idk. All you need to know is Hangman has his lil wild eyes and is holding his belt buckle and he is wearing his skinniest jeans Hangman Adam Page being interviewed by some guy on some Virginia news show. He is sitting on what looks to be a comfy looking chair and he has an intent, listening look on his face. Hangman Adam Page and a radio host in the studio talking. Another picture of Hangman Adam Page in another radio studio talking with a different radio host.
April 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits Attached is a photo of some spritely ferns surround by dead leaves and a wooden gate in the background. Hangman’s own ALT text reads: proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter
April 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop: hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it's only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here's a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off Attached is a very dark photo of his flowers. You cannot see a thing. Hangman’s ALT text reads: photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can't even really see it cause it's DARK AS SHIT outside because it's the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something
April 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Hangman Adam Page bloop. No text on this one, only an attached picture of the dogwoods that I’m assuming are in his garden. His ALT TEXT reads: “pink flowering dogwood, baby hand” I am assuming that is in reference to the baby hand touching the flowering dogwood, and I am also going to assume that is one of Hangman’s babies.
March 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM