Is it weird to be triggered by the word "tactical?" Whenever someone uses it, I know immediately they're either a threat or a clown. (Almost always the latter.) In either case, bye.

I don't buy that the only obstacle is Parson Brown's travel schedule. 🎄🔔💍

Dear Liquid I.V., all intravenous fluids are liquid. You're not special.

Watching a movie where a couple has a meet-cute in a diner and the "when do you get off [work]?" trope is employed. Never thought about it before, but it would be a true nightmare to have to go on a first date fresh off of a work shift like that. Does this actually happen in real life?

Terrified to discover that this actually is my circus. And the monkeys? You guessed it...