If we are living in a simulation it has to be a beta version.

The name of this social media app is overly optimistic.

Sorry to be a conspiracy theorist but if your back is bad as you say there’s no way you’re that ripped.

Die Hard is an Easter movie. It’s about re-birth.

A 26-year-old hottie assassinated a CEO with a 3D printed gun.
A 26-year-old baseball player got a contract worth $765 million.
A 26-year-old comedian went viral for a sketch where he plays a character who
hooks up with an woman engaged to be married.
There is a glitch in the matrix.

Universal healthcare saves lives in more ways than I thought

To convey my experience without overselling myself I always say, “this is my second rodeo.”

My five year old nephew just asked me: “Is there a white Friday?” I said: “Yes. Every Friday is white Friday except today.”

I remember when I told my parents I was going to MIT. They were thrilled. My mom said “oh my God, how did you get in?”

Contrary to popular belief failure is an option

Why I went to MIT

Inflation explained

Immigrant challenges