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Adam Mortensen
@adammortensen.bsky.social
Gonna see the Hat Man tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Name a blurrier line than the one between baseball and sex.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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how it started vs how it’s going
May 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Aaron Judge is batting over .400 and they elected this guy? #pontinextplease
May 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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the horrors persist but so do
1. savory scones
2. walks in the sunshine
3. Pete pictures from mom
4. bike rides with Adam
May 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“can you pay tonight?”

😬🫣
April 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was criminally into Fireflies by Owl City
April 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Good eats!
March 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
NSFW:

My girl so bass boosted she’s vibrating my fillings out.
March 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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standing up for science in Duluth!
March 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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using my feminine wiles to get my congressmen to do their job
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dear Aldi customers,

The food is cheap but your manners don’t need to be.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have a Roth IRA, let me be an oligarch too.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“We’re making blue sky social fun again” @katiepfaff.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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wistful little raccoon
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Heavy machinery is my favorite reindeer
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM