Adam Mortensen
@adammortensen.bsky.social
Gonna see the Hat Man tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gonna see the Hat Man tonight.
Name a blurrier line than the one between baseball and sex.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Name a blurrier line than the one between baseball and sex.
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how it started vs how it’s going
May 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
how it started vs how it’s going
Aaron Judge is batting over .400 and they elected this guy? #pontinextplease
May 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aaron Judge is batting over .400 and they elected this guy? #pontinextplease
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the horrors persist but so do
1. savory scones
2. walks in the sunshine
3. Pete pictures from mom
4. bike rides with Adam
1. savory scones
2. walks in the sunshine
3. Pete pictures from mom
4. bike rides with Adam
May 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the horrors persist but so do
1. savory scones
2. walks in the sunshine
3. Pete pictures from mom
4. bike rides with Adam
1. savory scones
2. walks in the sunshine
3. Pete pictures from mom
4. bike rides with Adam
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“can you pay tonight?”
😬🫣
😬🫣
April 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“can you pay tonight?”
😬🫣
😬🫣
I was criminally into Fireflies by Owl City
April 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was criminally into Fireflies by Owl City
NSFW:
My girl so bass boosted she’s vibrating my fillings out.
My girl so bass boosted she’s vibrating my fillings out.
March 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
NSFW:
My girl so bass boosted she’s vibrating my fillings out.
My girl so bass boosted she’s vibrating my fillings out.
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standing up for science in Duluth!
March 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
standing up for science in Duluth!
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using my feminine wiles to get my congressmen to do their job
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
using my feminine wiles to get my congressmen to do their job
Dear Aldi customers,
The food is cheap but your manners don’t need to be.
The food is cheap but your manners don’t need to be.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dear Aldi customers,
The food is cheap but your manners don’t need to be.
The food is cheap but your manners don’t need to be.
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monumental day @adammortensen.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
monumental day @adammortensen.bsky.social
I have a Roth IRA, let me be an oligarch too.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have a Roth IRA, let me be an oligarch too.
“We’re making blue sky social fun again” @katiepfaff.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“We’re making blue sky social fun again” @katiepfaff.bsky.social
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wistful little raccoon
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
wistful little raccoon
Heavy machinery is my favorite reindeer
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Heavy machinery is my favorite reindeer