Adam Lerner
adamlerner28.bsky.social
Adam Lerner
@adamlerner28.bsky.social
Nobody important. I make a lot of Homestar Runner references. Please don't DM me. I really don't want to hear about Bitcoin.
Is there ANYTHING they won't defend? Like if Tr*mp just straight up murders someone I think they'd line up and say "Well, he was kinda old and he drank too much so he was probably going to die soon, anyway. In fact, Tru*p probably did him a favor!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
All I know is he seems VERY freaked out about it, calling meetings in the situation room, so... I hope so?
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Look, who among us hasn't befriended a rich pedophile and flown to their private island to take advantage of underage girls for gratification? Nobody's PERFECT!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hilarious. The economy is so great that if you sign up for Door Dash's elite platinum service for $199 per year you get 5% off each food delivery!
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I hope I get a $5k tariff check from the government but I think both things have an equal chance of actually happening
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Imagine not picking up a phone call from the POTUS hahaha that's awesome
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, Asha, you delightfully silly goose.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The fact that he's fighting it SO HARD means it must be horrible for him, I hope we keep fighting
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Exactly. I can drive by 12 gas stations here in Phoenix and see that gas is over $3.30 and just because you say "It's under $2!" doesn't result in a refund to my credit card.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
They're not "claims". They're written documentation by the guilty parties and evidence of pedophilia.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Do you think they just didn't think it through? Like the thinking was "Oh man, Bill Clinton and some other Ds are all over this, we're going to crush them!! This is going to rile up the base!" without thinking of the implications, "Durrr, what if our guy and his buds are eventually implicated too?"
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gotta get that access and book some lucrative media interviews
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Karoline, why didn't you stop at the big red STOP sign?"

K: That's not what STOP signs mean, you big dumb dumb
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Imagine being surprised by these emails. You've been living in an information bubble or you're just flat out nuts. Or you think pedophilia is no big deal.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I appreciate that you're trying to be reasonable but come on. The only way this could be more obvious is if we saw an email from Trump to Epstein that said "Thanks for the hot 14 year old, my dude, we had a lot of inappropriate intercourse, here is your payment for $500"
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is dumb, it was a joke based on a song 80% of the US is aware of, the President and his buds say worse stuff every day, reinstate her ASAP
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Also she is dumb as rocks
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Would've been so funny if she just ran away with a guilty look and said "Yoinks!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Man, I hope all the king's horses and all the king's men are available if he were to fall off of a wall
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I feel like she should be in the high school debate club and she's get an F-
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yes
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Don't care, burn it all down. #NoPedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think somebody caves
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm not on there anymore but this is the biggest "Durrrr, told you so!" moment ever
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh NO, not Bill Clinton, the guy who took advantage of an intern in the 1990s! Please, he's our hero! Fart
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM