Adam [Last Name]
@adamkingxv.bsky.social
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of jokes and memes
Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
On the Boulevard of jokes and memes
Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
Oh good, I've been looking for a place to get a manicure that eats ass.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh good, I've been looking for a place to get a manicure that eats ass.
It looks like you're trying to start a rocketry program.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It looks like you're trying to start a rocketry program.
I'm already three levels of irony in on this one
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm already three levels of irony in on this one
Fucking hell, how much HP does that thing have?
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fucking hell, how much HP does that thing have?
I am a lover of literature.
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I am a lover of literature.
If I were pressed to pick, this Simpsons quote is the one that most describes me.
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If I were pressed to pick, this Simpsons quote is the one that most describes me.
Put one of my stickers on my coffee thermos. Now I'll feel weird when I wear the shirt, like I can't use the thermos when I have the shirt on. Oh well.
Kingshirt.biz
Kingshirt.biz
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Put one of my stickers on my coffee thermos. Now I'll feel weird when I wear the shirt, like I can't use the thermos when I have the shirt on. Oh well.
Kingshirt.biz
Kingshirt.biz
Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
Lexiford Birchard Dazzle
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Lexiford Birchard Dazzle
BONO VOICE: "Oh-ooh-oh"
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
BONO VOICE: "Oh-ooh-oh"
In this economy you gotta reuse your old memes.
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In this economy you gotta reuse your old memes.
I don't remember making this but it was on my phone and apparently I'm hilarious.
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't remember making this but it was on my phone and apparently I'm hilarious.