Adam Kaump
@adamkaump.bsky.social
Technology, movies, video games, and Oxford Commas
Watching playoff football in the snow 👌🏼
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Watching playoff football in the snow 👌🏼
Volvo’s new ad is pretty great youtu.be/fBo4I4c0How
Volvo EX60: A new beginning
YouTube video by Volvo Cars
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Volvo’s new ad is pretty great youtu.be/fBo4I4c0How
Playoff football 🔥🔥🔥 (I did not watch the 49ers/Seahawks game)
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Playoff football 🔥🔥🔥 (I did not watch the 49ers/Seahawks game)
It would be hilarious if the Pacers just didn’t score again all game
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It would be hilarious if the Pacers just didn’t score again all game
This is your annual reminder not to use TurboTax. There are several alternatives available - many of whom do not regularly lobby the US government to keep our tax code complicated.
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This is your annual reminder not to use TurboTax. There are several alternatives available - many of whom do not regularly lobby the US government to keep our tax code complicated.
A nice thing about the Oscars being streamed on YouTube in a couple of years is that we won’t have to worry about bleeping the naughty words like we’re a bunch of Puritans.
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
A nice thing about the Oscars being streamed on YouTube in a couple of years is that we won’t have to worry about bleeping the naughty words like we’re a bunch of Puritans.
Honestly, the Golden Globes have it figured out. Movies + TV. Held in the beginning of the year. Lots of alcohol. This is the way it should be done.
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Honestly, the Golden Globes have it figured out. Movies + TV. Held in the beginning of the year. Lots of alcohol. This is the way it should be done.
I completely forgot that the Lakers play at “Crypto.com Arena”. How fucking embarrassing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I completely forgot that the Lakers play at “Crypto.com Arena”. How fucking embarrassing.
Between the turnovers and the “join ICE” commercials I’m starting to think maybe I shouldn’t have wished on that monkey paw for the Lions to play on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Between the turnovers and the “join ICE” commercials I’m starting to think maybe I shouldn’t have wished on that monkey paw for the Lions to play on Christmas
The best part of being an NFL wide receiver is getting to wear the most gaudy necklace the world has ever seen and nobody gives you a hard time about it
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The best part of being an NFL wide receiver is getting to wear the most gaudy necklace the world has ever seen and nobody gives you a hard time about it
Happy Turtle Day to all who celebrate. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UjG7mP/
It’s Turtle Day! Time to bury our box turtles Squirtle and Jelly Bean so they can brumate through the winter! 🐢🐢 #turtleday #turtle #boxturtle #brumation #hibernation
TikTok video by DogDogCatCatNoodle
www.tiktok.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy Turtle Day to all who celebrate. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UjG7mP/
I’m genuinely surprised that my autocorrect hasn’t learned the word “honmoon” yet
August 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m genuinely surprised that my autocorrect hasn’t learned the word “honmoon” yet
I’m not a big fan of this show but I am a big fan of it being on the air. Hopefully Stephen gets to do something even bigger and more influential next.
Stephen Colbert: "Next year will be our last season. The network will be ending the Late Show in May."
[boos]
"And yeah, I share your feelings."
www.instagram.com/reel/DMOhWKs...
[boos]
"And yeah, I share your feelings."
www.instagram.com/reel/DMOhWKs...
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m not a big fan of this show but I am a big fan of it being on the air. Hopefully Stephen gets to do something even bigger and more influential next.
“MMM BONANA” - me, every time I get a banana in Donkey Kong Bananza
July 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“MMM BONANA” - me, every time I get a banana in Donkey Kong Bananza
♫ Fit check for my napalm era ♫
July 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
♫ Fit check for my napalm era ♫
Connor and I started Chants of Sennaar on the Switch a few months back and fell off it after about four hours. This weekend, we started up a new game and have blown past our previous progress.
Super fun game. This will keep us occupied up until the release of Donkey Kong very nicely.
Super fun game. This will keep us occupied up until the release of Donkey Kong very nicely.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Connor and I started Chants of Sennaar on the Switch a few months back and fell off it after about four hours. This weekend, we started up a new game and have blown past our previous progress.
Super fun game. This will keep us occupied up until the release of Donkey Kong very nicely.
Super fun game. This will keep us occupied up until the release of Donkey Kong very nicely.
I haven’t seen Superman yet but it makes me happy that according to James Gunn this new Superman listens to Jimmy Eat World, Florence and the Machine, All Time Low, and The Mowgli’s.
July 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I haven’t seen Superman yet but it makes me happy that according to James Gunn this new Superman listens to Jimmy Eat World, Florence and the Machine, All Time Low, and The Mowgli’s.
Pedro Pascal really is everywhere these days
July 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pedro Pascal really is everywhere these days
Beautiful day for a Tigers game
July 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Beautiful day for a Tigers game
I am officially “sad I didn’t get carded while purchasing alcohol” years old
July 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am officially “sad I didn’t get carded while purchasing alcohol” years old
Elections have consequences
July 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Elections have consequences
Honestly I would rather the team behind Super Mario Odyssey try their hand at a new property rather than doing a new Odyssey. Just like how I would rather get a new Taylor Swift album than Rep TV.
July 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Honestly I would rather the team behind Super Mario Odyssey try their hand at a new property rather than doing a new Odyssey. Just like how I would rather get a new Taylor Swift album than Rep TV.
Very exciting to see Cleveland and Detroit branching out from the MNBA www.nytimes.com/athletic/646...
WNBA announces record expansion to Cleveland, Detroit and Philadelphia
Cleveland will begin play in 2028, Detroit in 2029 and Philadelphia in 2030.
www.nytimes.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Very exciting to see Cleveland and Detroit branching out from the MNBA www.nytimes.com/athletic/646...