Adam Schwartz
adamjschwartz.bsky.social
Adam Schwartz
@adamjschwartz.bsky.social
I make those Southern Thing comedy videos. Co-founder of the Literarily Wasted online book club. Chef on a fake cooking show. I also love dogs.
Four out of five doctors agree that I have absolutely no self control. #startrek #parody
July 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Someone should really look into fixing this. #startrek
July 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Made a little sketch about the Amazon takeover of the #jamesbond franchise. It’s also my audition to be the next James Bond. I think I’ve got a shot.
youtu.be/xcDfVCS07l4
Amazon has Big Plans for James Bond
YouTube video by Adam Schwartz
youtu.be
March 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season” is probably the best Bond villain line of all time.
December 9, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Had to euthanize my sweet Buddy this morning. I’m devastated and utterly heartbroken. It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. Rest in peace, Bud Dog. You were the best. 💔 😭
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I’ve decided that I need more people in my life to talk about Star Trek with. Is this the place for that?
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
There isn’t a part of the day that I look forward to more than lunch.
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Who remembers those James Bond movie marathons that used to come on around Thanksgiving time? To me, Thanksgiving just isn’t complete without a Bond-a-thon.

Nor is New Years complete without a Twilight Zone marathon.

And that’s why I love @plutotv.bsky.social, since you asked.
November 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I didn’t post much on Twitter or Threads, but this time it’ll be different! Third time’s the charm, right?
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM