It only took Apple 18 YEARS, but I can finally set the snooze duration on my alarm in iOS 26

“Light rain at times” 🤣 it’s been absolutely heaving down for the last hour

Nothing wakes you up in the morning quite like rolling into the petrol station on 0km

For Christmas this year Santa got me a vomiting child with a fever and the bill to replace the computer in my car transmission that died last week. And some chocolate.

The week before Christmas was not the ideal time for my car’s gearbox to decide it didn’t want to be a gearbox anymore

Just changed NBN providers. Man that was easy. Submitted online and 10 mins later service changed over to the new provider and auto cancelled my service with the previous one

I do not understand the market for Volvo cars. Surely there aren’t enough depressed tax accountants in the world to sustain a whole car brand.

Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Daughter: Candy!
Definitely my child. So proud of

Hope this contraband doesn’t get confiscated at the border

Missed opportunity for a bean pun here

Well I’m glad the suspension noise in my car was just a loose bolt and not ‘you need to replace the entire suspension system’ that I was mentally preparing for