Adam Jensen
@adamjensen28.bsky.social
Put a second cross bar on top of the uprights and anything over the top is no good imo
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Put a second cross bar on top of the uprights and anything over the top is no good imo
My wife’s birthday is New Year’s Day so my good luck tradition is cooking whatever she wants, which this year is steak tacos
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My wife’s birthday is New Year’s Day so my good luck tradition is cooking whatever she wants, which this year is steak tacos
Toby Keith’s Boot-in-Your-Ass Viral Tomato Sauce Trick™️
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Toby Keith’s Boot-in-Your-Ass Viral Tomato Sauce Trick™️
Depends on whether I own or rent the wooden surface
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Depends on whether I own or rent the wooden surface
Get him on the podcast asap please. Actually either your father-in-law or the Dime Time guy will work
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Get him on the podcast asap please. Actually either your father-in-law or the Dime Time guy will work
I got the songs mixed up and thought for a second you were saying your great-uncle is Lee Greenwood so congrats on that not being the case
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I got the songs mixed up and thought for a second you were saying your great-uncle is Lee Greenwood so congrats on that not being the case
Alternatively, I like to add things after I’ve already done them to make myself feel more productive
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Alternatively, I like to add things after I’ve already done them to make myself feel more productive
And that’s why game seven of the World Series is less important than the Ole Miss Oklahoma football game
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
And that’s why game seven of the World Series is less important than the Ole Miss Oklahoma football game
I have to imagine if someone tried to start the group chat on their university phones, some alarm bells would have gone off for Hugh Freeze
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have to imagine if someone tried to start the group chat on their university phones, some alarm bells would have gone off for Hugh Freeze
I don’t remember where I first heard it but I have always liked the second level dad joke of “it’s not actually free, you’re just getting a better deal per inning”
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don’t remember where I first heard it but I have always liked the second level dad joke of “it’s not actually free, you’re just getting a better deal per inning”
This is how Jeffries talks
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is how Jeffries talks
Not the main point but how many memorials are they going to give this guy?
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not the main point but how many memorials are they going to give this guy?
Well well well it’s not to easy to find a coach to go 7-9, huh?
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well well well it’s not to easy to find a coach to go 7-9, huh?
Mizzou is really trying to pick up fans in the toddler demo
October 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Mizzou is really trying to pick up fans in the toddler demo
And there are 800 episodes that are each two minutes long
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And there are 800 episodes that are each two minutes long
Auburn’s AD scouring lists of potential hires:
September 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Auburn’s AD scouring lists of potential hires:
Have you asked them to record After Dark at a time that works better for you? Say like Tuesday afternoon
September 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Have you asked them to record After Dark at a time that works better for you? Say like Tuesday afternoon
November 30 against the Saints will be some combination of Tua, Zach Wilson or Quinn Ewers against Spencer Rattler, Tyler Shough, Jake Haener or Hunter Dekkers as the starting quarterbacks
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 30 against the Saints will be some combination of Tua, Zach Wilson or Quinn Ewers against Spencer Rattler, Tyler Shough, Jake Haener or Hunter Dekkers as the starting quarterbacks
There goes the last member of the Opening Day rotation who hadn’t missed a start due to injury
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There goes the last member of the Opening Day rotation who hadn’t missed a start due to injury
When you brought up Michael Jordan during the hot dog discussion, I thought you were suggesting he could (or should?) have entered the hot dog contest in the ‘80s
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When you brought up Michael Jordan during the hot dog discussion, I thought you were suggesting he could (or should?) have entered the hot dog contest in the ‘80s
No part of me thinks I could do better than the hitter did here but I’m fairly certain it’s not possible to do worse
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No part of me thinks I could do better than the hitter did here but I’m fairly certain it’s not possible to do worse
Especially since so many of them were in office the last time we did this. There aren’t many clearer opportunities to learn from your mistakes than this one!
June 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Especially since so many of them were in office the last time we did this. There aren’t many clearer opportunities to learn from your mistakes than this one!