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Adam Jensen
@adamjensen.bsky.social
Definitely uncertain. He/him.
Was amused when, idly browsing on my phone to a new site which is very ad heavy, realised that the main advert is pushing fashion finds for 2025 BUT…
The image include a naked charity calendar for 2024, and a photo of Samantha Fox from the 1980s. Well done, AI advertising agent!!
May 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Between you and the Encyclopaedia Britannica,I ’m going to trust team EB’s definition. And they go on to say:
“When money has been offered or promised in exchange for a corrupt act, the official involved need not actually accomplish that act for the offense of bribery to be complete.”
May 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So, I just finished Dragon Age Veilguard (overall, thumb’s up), and after some searching and impromptu dusting, there’s only one thing I can do now.
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The landlord has sent burly men to do manly things. Olaf is being kept in for his safety. This is the time of day he likes to go outside and go potty.
April 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My search for Gulf of Mexico got pretty much the same result (from the UK)
February 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The story this quick photo absolutely fails to tell, is that I only have one cat.
September 1, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Suck on it, Oxford.
August 14, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I am on leave, and cannot find the manual to rest my alarm clock.
July 17, 2024 at 5:53 AM
June 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Started several posts. But deleted them. Because I’m mainly more into fussing this guy then editing posts to have them make sense.
June 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Snap!
May 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Just got home from the weekend cleaning job. Washed my hands twice before leaving, and once when I got in. Picked up some coffee and sausages in a bin on the way home. Apparently I have never smelled so interesting before.
May 19, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Nearly awake, and gargling coffee, I tried to tell Olaf he was a good boy while he played. Except I actually told him he was a good goy. He has come over to decide if he should be judging me right now.
March 19, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Olaf disagreeing with me on my policy of keeping the heating bills low. (He is named, not after a snowman, but after the Viking ancestor of my then-partner; Olaf the Black)
March 4, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Haven’t been to the cinema in a while, so got tickets for this weekend’s blockbuster.
February 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
I downloaded a mahjong solitaire game that is basically “look for the matching symbols, click on them to make them disappear, and reveal the tiles underneath, then look for more”. You get some layouts for free and can buy others, but I just replay agree one I like.
December 2, 2023 at 7:32 AM
November 27, 2023 at 7:57 AM
Here’s a picture of Olaf being cozy that I don’t think I have shared anywhere yet.
November 14, 2023 at 6:10 PM
October 12, 2023 at 10:58 PM
And this is how o find out he’s been lying to me about being literate?
September 2, 2023 at 6:45 AM