Beats the time I walked out of an exam after 30 minutes thinking I did amazing only to get like a 70% 😅

I got trapped behind a city street cleaner on the way to drop Vivian off at daycare, and was annoyed. Dropped her off, forgot her bottles, drove home, returned to drop them off, AND WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT I GOT STUCK BEHIND ON MY WAY HOME

Want a sneak peak, well here you go:

Hell yeah, there is now

Lol, I've gone through old ass notes for fun and would wonder what drugs I was on to write that gibberish

Might just bribe my cousin with pie to be the camera person 😂

Perhaps if I were a better editor. Unfortunately, I know nothing 😅

I would need to figure out how to insert two of me into the same video, but also, without a green screen as I don't have one, and it'd have to be complex because I was gonna do a wrap around.

Yes, I'm 32 years old. Yes, I'm a grown adult with a child. Yes, I eat way too much Halloween Candy.

I'm not going to apologize for it.

(This message directed at my stomach.)

The last time I saw you make this joke, I got blocked by someone because they didn't understand the joke.

Oh, it's less that there's three characters and more that three people need to do things at once haha. I need a camera person (not stationary), a secondary role person, and me 😂 ideally anyway.