Adam Hebert
@adamehbear.bsky.social
just a ghost in the machine
Look at that pig—eyed sack of shit
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Look at that pig—eyed sack of shit
“A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. ... But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork".
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. ... But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork".
Just the biggest fucking losers and crackpots running the show. She’s a fucking clown
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just the biggest fucking losers and crackpots running the show. She’s a fucking clown
Wish OUR nightmare was finally over
One day, the headline will come…
One day, the headline will come…
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wish OUR nightmare was finally over
One day, the headline will come…
One day, the headline will come…
All I ask is to live long enough to piss on his grave
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
All I ask is to live long enough to piss on his grave
Guess Lil’ Marco’s ball gargling wasn’t cutting the mustard
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Guess Lil’ Marco’s ball gargling wasn’t cutting the mustard
He says he doesn’t know when he damn well does
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He says he doesn’t know when he damn well does
Remember, any time he denies knowledge, he damn well knows
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Remember, any time he denies knowledge, he damn well knows
How about genuine. Like genuine douche
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How about genuine. Like genuine douche
JFC. Satan claim your servant already
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
JFC. Satan claim your servant already
It’s like when a dog turd gets ashy and changes color
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s like when a dog turd gets ashy and changes color
Reading is hard for him
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reading is hard for him
I’m picturing an open pine box behind him
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m picturing an open pine box behind him
You’re obviously not a fan of histrionics
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You’re obviously not a fan of histrionics
They care as much about water quality as they do about women’s sports
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They care as much about water quality as they do about women’s sports
Geez. Major whiff on my part not seeing that
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Geez. Major whiff on my part not seeing that
It’s Lutnick. Pronounced Buttlick
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s Lutnick. Pronounced Buttlick
Z is 1000x the man piglet is
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Z is 1000x the man piglet is
I’m sure trump said something super ignorant and Mamdani is rolling it off
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m sure trump said something super ignorant and Mamdani is rolling it off