⚽️ 10 weeks on from the first video, ACFC has hit the 100,000 subscriber mark. Absolutely beside myself. Thank you thank you thank you thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Hello. Divvy-knacker-brain here is doing the Hackney Half marathon next month to raise money for CALM. A vital suicide prevention charity in the UK.

If the visual image of me crawling on my hands and knees through Victoria Park is worth a few quid to you, donations can be made here t.co/m0vSURIwlb

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Unbelievable support yesterday, great effort by the lads! Hard result to take losing the first ever Barry Venison Cup to Sunderland but we go again. Howay the lads. #NUFC

This season, Southampton have given away *10* goals purely from pissing around with the ball at the back. And they're not the only ones.

"Good football" is shit, and it's getting everyone relegated.

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Premier League Champion, European Champion, Ballon d'Or Winner.

I had the immense privilege of speaking to Rodri for FourFourTwo to talk about how he plays the game, and what it takes to be the crowned the best player in the world.

🔴 youtu.be/VfbrFESDQ2A

⚠️ Friends, an announcement.

Rodri x FourFourTwo. This week. YouTube. 🇪🇸🏆

Martin Ødegaard tonight showing you why Arsenal missed him so much. He creates so many goals and chances from that right-sided area outside the box (getting Saka in, crosses to Havertz or Rice, full-backs overlapping down the byline) and there he was for their 2nd goal against West Ham.

One good thing!! We saw Lewis Hall inverting into the base of midfield quite a lot as that went on. I think if Howe’s searching for The New Sound then a little nerdy box of Hall/Tonali - Bruno/Joelinton would be worth a look. #NUFC

Really weird set-up and performance from Newcastle, that. Tonali was the ‘6’, but it never really allowed Bruno to have an impact closer to goal. Almost like a 4-2-3-1 but with two left wingers instead of a 10.

They’re really struggling for an identity at present. Concerning. #NUFC

With every passing week this season, Liverpool seem to face another "biggest test yet".

Last night it was Real Madrid, and they absolutely battered them.

Latest for FourFourTwo on how Arne Slot has made them the best team in Europe right now.
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Had a dreamy little work/internet/football break this weekend so have only just Logged On™ to see City are still losing games and Kyle Walker still won’t cross the ball.

Fun content coming on the above but, tomorrow, sorry 🍹☀️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Over the international break I got some comments on YouTube about Kyle Walker doing something weird. He'll do *anything* to avoid crossing the ball.

So I investigated, and I found one of the weirdest things I've ever seen in football.

📖 Kyle Walker. Cross the Fucking Ball: tinyurl.com/3tmjwe8s

Missed this last night, but Liam Scales immediate reaction upon turning around and seeing that Bellingham was on the deck. Didn't even argue, knew he'd fucked it. Poor lad.

Harry Kane had the fewest touches of any player in the first half, next to zero impact on the match, and less impact on the Irish defence than the siege of Jadotville.

Then he gets out wide, puts one outrageous ball in the box, penalty, red card, 1-0, game over. Mad what quality can do.

The England vs Ireland 'average positions' for the frist half are mad. Of the outfield players, only Geuhi and Ferguson have done more in England's half than Ireland's. And yet not one shot on target for the hosts.

About as one-sided as Kanye West's phonecalls but Ireland doing a job on them here

HI EVERYONE! Nice here isn't it?

If you'd like a little read before the England game, I've just published my first proper post on Substack. It's about Pep Guardiola and Brighton's Jan Paul van Hecke but, also, *more specifically*, the folly of man and Blockbuster video.

📖: tinyurl.com/4b5s9yff