little piece of burnt cereal
what’s your story
so crispy and hard
what horrors befell you?
…crunch
what’s your story
so crispy and hard
what horrors befell you?
…crunch
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
little piece of burnt cereal
what’s your story
so crispy and hard
what horrors befell you?
…crunch
what’s your story
so crispy and hard
what horrors befell you?
…crunch
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just saw a disturbing, detailed vision of one possible outcome for the human race. free on Tubi
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
just saw a disturbing, detailed vision of one possible outcome for the human race. free on Tubi
chapped lips
cracked skin
can’t lose
⛄️
cracked skin
can’t lose
⛄️
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
chapped lips
cracked skin
can’t lose
⛄️
cracked skin
can’t lose
⛄️
I don’t add sugar to my daily coffee because I crave the bitter juice, but also so I can eat my little packs of fruit snacks without guilt.
August 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t add sugar to my daily coffee because I crave the bitter juice, but also so I can eat my little packs of fruit snacks without guilt.
how many hot people does it take to operate an elevator touchpad?
three, based on what I just witnessed.
three, based on what I just witnessed.
July 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
how many hot people does it take to operate an elevator touchpad?
three, based on what I just witnessed.
three, based on what I just witnessed.
finally watching Saltburn and OMG the aspect ratio is painful 😭
May 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
finally watching Saltburn and OMG the aspect ratio is painful 😭
blueberry muffins are good medicine for any ails or woes
April 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
blueberry muffins are good medicine for any ails or woes
it’s unreasonably difficult to find good/compatible hair styling product, but my search is over 😌
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it’s unreasonably difficult to find good/compatible hair styling product, but my search is over 😌
light jacket weather brings inner peace
April 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
light jacket weather brings inner peace
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"Half an edible won't hurt"
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Half an edible won't hurt"
when sugar cravings hit, I feel like a hummingbird in a button-up shirt. it shouldn’t be this hard to cut back. 😒
April 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
when sugar cravings hit, I feel like a hummingbird in a button-up shirt. it shouldn’t be this hard to cut back. 😒
just thinking about my cat while I’m at work, and how I get to see her in a few hours
April 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
just thinking about my cat while I’m at work, and how I get to see her in a few hours
my niche internet enjoyment is watching pop musician stans argue in the comments over what high note their fave did or didn’t hit & which specific performance (location, date, song) proves everyone else wrong
“She hit a G5 (sustained for 8 seconds) @ the Vegas residency on 9/14/12—CHECK THE TAPES”
“She hit a G5 (sustained for 8 seconds) @ the Vegas residency on 9/14/12—CHECK THE TAPES”
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
my niche internet enjoyment is watching pop musician stans argue in the comments over what high note their fave did or didn’t hit & which specific performance (location, date, song) proves everyone else wrong
“She hit a G5 (sustained for 8 seconds) @ the Vegas residency on 9/14/12—CHECK THE TAPES”
“She hit a G5 (sustained for 8 seconds) @ the Vegas residency on 9/14/12—CHECK THE TAPES”
at what point will the “unprecedented times” conclude?
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
at what point will the “unprecedented times” conclude?
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in my society goats would not be associated with the devil, but instead considered angels, for providing cheese that tastes like that
April 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
in my society goats would not be associated with the devil, but instead considered angels, for providing cheese that tastes like that
olive oil and sourdough bread are an unmatched pairing
April 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
olive oil and sourdough bread are an unmatched pairing
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when the backlash to this cultural and political moment really starts picking up steam these goddamn professional windsocks are going to act like they didn't fold immediately on day one
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
when the backlash to this cultural and political moment really starts picking up steam these goddamn professional windsocks are going to act like they didn't fold immediately on day one
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salt and vinegar chips are my kryptonite — I’m powerless in their presence 😔
March 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
salt and vinegar chips are my kryptonite — I’m powerless in their presence 😔
have you ever written an email that’s so crisp, so on point, that you keep re-reading it in awe of your ability to function professionally in a soul-crushing and deeply upsetting world?
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
have you ever written an email that’s so crisp, so on point, that you keep re-reading it in awe of your ability to function professionally in a soul-crushing and deeply upsetting world?
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just heard the sentence “I was feeling like I was in an episode of Girls and then there was a shooting” and I was like damn, the American dream
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just heard the sentence “I was feeling like I was in an episode of Girls and then there was a shooting” and I was like damn, the American dream
it’s interesting to order a chicken souvlaki platter and have it arrive with chicken on top, fries underneath, and then a full salad below that… a three-story meal?? thanks?
March 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it’s interesting to order a chicken souvlaki platter and have it arrive with chicken on top, fries underneath, and then a full salad below that… a three-story meal?? thanks?
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Crystal Cubism would be a great drag name.
(Art: “Arlequin à la Guitare” by my fave, Juan Gris)
(Art: “Arlequin à la Guitare” by my fave, Juan Gris)
March 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Crystal Cubism would be a great drag name.
(Art: “Arlequin à la Guitare” by my fave, Juan Gris)
(Art: “Arlequin à la Guitare” by my fave, Juan Gris)