Adam Bomberger
@adambomberger.bsky.social
I’m too dumb to be smart and too smart to be dumb. Wannabe Stand-Up.
I need to stop messing with conformed American males. I was told chewing tobacco would elevate my testosterone production. I’m good. I still pop boners and grow hair on my face.
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I need to stop messing with conformed American males. I was told chewing tobacco would elevate my testosterone production. I’m good. I still pop boners and grow hair on my face.
Some Americans seem like they would kill another American for not agreeing with what an American should be.
February 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Some Americans seem like they would kill another American for not agreeing with what an American should be.
Fred Trump Sr. Raised his son to be the insufferable President that he is. “You’re a King, You’re a killer” he would tell his son.
February 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fred Trump Sr. Raised his son to be the insufferable President that he is. “You’re a King, You’re a killer” he would tell his son.
Example of the white state of mind:
You think you are a cowboy or cowgirl but all you really do is think conservatively and like popular country music.
You think you are a cowboy or cowgirl but all you really do is think conservatively and like popular country music.
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Example of the white state of mind:
You think you are a cowboy or cowgirl but all you really do is think conservatively and like popular country music.
You think you are a cowboy or cowgirl but all you really do is think conservatively and like popular country music.
Trump derangement syndrome is a perfect example of projection.
The people who see through all the bullshit in MAGA are not the deranged. No good ol’ boy gave a shit about Trump 25 years ago.
The people who see through all the bullshit in MAGA are not the deranged. No good ol’ boy gave a shit about Trump 25 years ago.
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trump derangement syndrome is a perfect example of projection.
The people who see through all the bullshit in MAGA are not the deranged. No good ol’ boy gave a shit about Trump 25 years ago.
The people who see through all the bullshit in MAGA are not the deranged. No good ol’ boy gave a shit about Trump 25 years ago.
Example of the white state of mind.
You think Jesus of Nazareth had white skin.
You think Jesus of Nazareth had white skin.
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Example of the white state of mind.
You think Jesus of Nazareth had white skin.
You think Jesus of Nazareth had white skin.
I just had a conversation with a Trump supporter, lives in my apartment complex. He had no knowledge of Elon throwing a Nazi salute 9 days ago.
Do I have to make a point?
Do I have to make a point?
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I just had a conversation with a Trump supporter, lives in my apartment complex. He had no knowledge of Elon throwing a Nazi salute 9 days ago.
Do I have to make a point?
Do I have to make a point?
Example of the white state of mind:
You consider yourself a patriot.
You consider yourself a patriot.
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Example of the white state of mind:
You consider yourself a patriot.
You consider yourself a patriot.
Example of the white state of mind:
You are pro-life yet complain about paying school taxes.
You are pro-life yet complain about paying school taxes.
January 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Example of the white state of mind:
You are pro-life yet complain about paying school taxes.
You are pro-life yet complain about paying school taxes.
Example of the white state of mind:
You don’t know or understand that this is all a lottery of birth.
You don’t know or understand that this is all a lottery of birth.
January 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Example of the white state of mind:
You don’t know or understand that this is all a lottery of birth.
You don’t know or understand that this is all a lottery of birth.
Sundays are for assholes.
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sundays are for assholes.
Throw pastries at Tesla’s
January 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Throw pastries at Tesla’s
So what’s going on today?
All I really want to do is talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
All I really want to do is talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So what’s going on today?
All I really want to do is talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
All I really want to do is talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
Thinking about all those Washington Football fans. Few years ago throwing fits about the name change. Now they’re all creaming their pants.
January 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thinking about all those Washington Football fans. Few years ago throwing fits about the name change. Now they’re all creaming their pants.
MAGA: You are all further from the concept of Christ you can ever imagine.
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
MAGA: You are all further from the concept of Christ you can ever imagine.
I’m sick of white America.
January 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m sick of white America.
Christianity and Trumpism go hand in hand. You are not a bad person if you think freely.
January 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christianity and Trumpism go hand in hand. You are not a bad person if you think freely.
I’ll never understand when people make it a point that an illegal immigrant killed or raped someone. I think in parallels, so what you’re saying is that you would feel a little better if an U.S. citizen killed or raped someone.
January 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’ll never understand when people make it a point that an illegal immigrant killed or raped someone. I think in parallels, so what you’re saying is that you would feel a little better if an U.S. citizen killed or raped someone.
2025 most likely will be a shit show. I can feel it percolating. On a personal note, I would like to continue to find humor in this crazy world.
January 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
2025 most likely will be a shit show. I can feel it percolating. On a personal note, I would like to continue to find humor in this crazy world.
American male
“I got to work when the sun was rising”
Another American male
“Oh Yeah! I was working before the sun came up”
Another American Male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working for 24 hours straight”
Another American male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working 24 hours straight and I have 1 leg”
And another…
“I got to work when the sun was rising”
Another American male
“Oh Yeah! I was working before the sun came up”
Another American Male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working for 24 hours straight”
Another American male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working 24 hours straight and I have 1 leg”
And another…
December 27, 2024 at 1:22 PM
American male
“I got to work when the sun was rising”
Another American male
“Oh Yeah! I was working before the sun came up”
Another American Male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working for 24 hours straight”
Another American male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working 24 hours straight and I have 1 leg”
And another…
“I got to work when the sun was rising”
Another American male
“Oh Yeah! I was working before the sun came up”
Another American Male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working for 24 hours straight”
Another American male
“Oh yeah! I’ve been working 24 hours straight and I have 1 leg”
And another…
Oh no!!!! Some left wing intellectual lunatics from Washington state showed up at my parent’s house. They yelled ‘This is war!!’and then unplugged the xmas tree lights and then they just ran down the street.
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Oh no!!!! Some left wing intellectual lunatics from Washington state showed up at my parent’s house. They yelled ‘This is war!!’and then unplugged the xmas tree lights and then they just ran down the street.
I’m a thinker
I’m curious
I’m an idiot
I’m curious
I’m an idiot
December 24, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I’m a thinker
I’m curious
I’m an idiot
I’m curious
I’m an idiot
To anyone who is fed up with the religious and commercial aspects of Christmas, I wish you a happy Festivus.
December 23, 2024 at 5:34 AM
To anyone who is fed up with the religious and commercial aspects of Christmas, I wish you a happy Festivus.
Sundays are for assholes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Sundays are for assholes.