This just in
Squinty public hanging on the 30th

starting to think those guys claiming the rapture would come soon were really onto something

For the record I have never heard of this

Excellent use of free will

gregorio virus

Edison claimed that Nickola tesla attempted to steal the invention of the light bulb little did the populus of a newly blossoming united states know that it was in fact i whomst invented it

jokes on you im stealing that