AdamasLlamas
@adamasllamas.bsky.social
Writer, pun king, spaceman and occasional streamer
I’m writing a litrpg book. Follow my progress here:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/118400/we-clear-dungeons
https://www.twitch.tv/nuffintops
https://youtube.com/@adamasllamas?si=qV0BaP5jV_qHfo9x
I’m writing a litrpg book. Follow my progress here:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/118400/we-clear-dungeons
https://www.twitch.tv/nuffintops
https://youtube.com/@adamasllamas?si=qV0BaP5jV_qHfo9x
Ah, fuck it, no one reads these anyways…
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah, fuck it, no one reads these anyways…
Me screenshotting something so I’ll remember it later, knowing damn well I won’t looking through my photos later.
a man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him .
ALT: a man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Me screenshotting something so I’ll remember it later, knowing damn well I won’t looking through my photos later.
It’s wild no one really prepares you for getting older.
How come nobody told me sometimes random shit will hurt after you stand up?
The body just says fuck it, “Hey, you’ve been relaxing too hard. I’d say walk it off, but your knee’s fucked so just sit differently… I guess.”
How come nobody told me sometimes random shit will hurt after you stand up?
The body just says fuck it, “Hey, you’ve been relaxing too hard. I’d say walk it off, but your knee’s fucked so just sit differently… I guess.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It’s wild no one really prepares you for getting older.
How come nobody told me sometimes random shit will hurt after you stand up?
The body just says fuck it, “Hey, you’ve been relaxing too hard. I’d say walk it off, but your knee’s fucked so just sit differently… I guess.”
How come nobody told me sometimes random shit will hurt after you stand up?
The body just says fuck it, “Hey, you’ve been relaxing too hard. I’d say walk it off, but your knee’s fucked so just sit differently… I guess.”
Black Phone 2
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Black Phone 2
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
My arch nemesis is whatever makes me forget the task at hand whenever I walk into a different room.
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My arch nemesis is whatever makes me forget the task at hand whenever I walk into a different room.
Some dude was eating an apple next to me at the movie. It may have been one of the most distracting things to curse a theater.
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Some dude was eating an apple next to me at the movie. It may have been one of the most distracting things to curse a theater.
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When a song slaps and then they do a weird tone shift...
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August 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Do you say gif or gif? Because I REFUSE to say gif. And if you say gif you can just leave now.
August 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Do you say gif or gif? Because I REFUSE to say gif. And if you say gif you can just leave now.
It’s only been 136 business days…
August 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s only been 136 business days…
Together. A review.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Together. A review.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
The Naked Gun. A review.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
August 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Naked Gun. A review.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Oh, Hi! A review.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Oh, Hi! A review.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Fantastic 4 (2025). A review.
The set design was fun.
The set design was fun.
July 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fantastic 4 (2025). A review.
The set design was fun.
The set design was fun.
Megan 2.0. A review.
Now just an action comedy.
Now just an action comedy.
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Megan 2.0. A review.
Now just an action comedy.
Now just an action comedy.
I know what you did last summer. A review.
Better than I expected.
Better than I expected.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I know what you did last summer. A review.
Better than I expected.
Better than I expected.
Every streaming service needs to hire someone who realizes there are actual sub genres… especially in horror.
Hire me, I will help you.
Hire me, I will help you.
July 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Every streaming service needs to hire someone who realizes there are actual sub genres… especially in horror.
Hire me, I will help you.
Hire me, I will help you.
You ever write something and think, "That can't actually be the way its spelled..."?
July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You ever write something and think, "That can't actually be the way its spelled..."?
Did you know, ship’s anchors were the original truck nuts.
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Did you know, ship’s anchors were the original truck nuts.
Please, just choke on a hamburger already. 🍔
June 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Please, just choke on a hamburger already. 🍔
I get you want to monetize your shit, but fucking hell. So many sites are unbearable to try to read now.
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I get you want to monetize your shit, but fucking hell. So many sites are unbearable to try to read now.
Gardeners originally wore green to lure the plants into a false sense security.
June 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gardeners originally wore green to lure the plants into a false sense security.
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What do we do? Obviously these traitors don’t care about the constitution. They’re sending troops… where does that leave us??
The U.S. Constitution and longstanding federal law strictly limit the use of the military to police civilians. Under the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, active-duty military forces are prohibited from engaging in domestic law enforcement unless explicitly authorized by Congress or the Constitution.
June 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What do we do? Obviously these traitors don’t care about the constitution. They’re sending troops… where does that leave us??