He the GOAT tbh

You should finger your husband so long that he's a quivering mess beneath you and your fingers look like this lol

Call me out harder YouTube recommendations

I really love surprising people with the knowledge that I squirt while they’re down there so they get a mouthful

Second time that happened today

Also it rules to have two service tops talking about how good your pussy tastes while one is liesurely eating it

Got cummed in this morning and I can’t wait for sloppy seconds

Sloppy Nths lmao

I have never gotten to be party bottom and I’m about it

Was wrapping up some chores before bed and @ad.transferdinand.gay was whining that he hadn't yet been bred, so of course I had to make fun of him

Me: "I guess you're like something I saw in the produce aisle at Kroger"
Toly: "...what?"
Me: "Seedless fruit c:"
Toly: "Omg shut the *fuck* up"

Looks like I will be celebrating FCF personally with my boyfriend lmfao