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"So far all of your systems are looking good! A completely successful procedure." The man from earlier says with an earnest grin, "Welcome to your new body."

On top of your vision, you see windows with statistics constantly updating. Battery usage, RAM, CPU speed, memory back-up progress, drivers.
June 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Looking down, your legs are completely detached from you, a few feet away on a table in front, a few mechanics still working on it with their futuristic-looking tools.

There's no pain, no panic, it definitely won't be the last time those won't be attached to you. That's just how your new body works
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You lift your arms effortlessly, you can feel the servos inside moving them with your thoughts, almost exactly like you would in your old body.

You're still getting used to this, your mind holds on to old instincts you don't need anymore. You keep disabling your optics like you're trying to blink.
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Probably should've plugged that in before, hah!" The lead doc remarked, looking at your with eager, fascinated eyes. "Go ahead and get a feel for your arms, your legs are just about done,"
June 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You're unable to hear anything, one is talking at you, confused look on their face. Without hesitation they reach their hand around, no--Inside the back of your head, feeling around, plugging something in. In moments your senses are filled with the low hum of the room's equipment and distant chatter
June 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Text and numbers flow by, scrolling upward faster than most would be able to comprehend. But it all makes sense to you, you're starting up, all of your software is still setting up in your new body.

Suddenly, your vision is completely filled with the prosecdure room, several people watching you.
June 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
You feel perfect. You can think clearly, there's no discomfort or bad feelings of any kind in you, like you just woke up from the best sleep of your life.

You can't feel yourself opening your eyelids, but you can definitely see. Greeted not by a ceiling, but a hollow white bar slowly filling across
June 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Reposted by Plorbo (funny)
Here's a not hazy version so you can appreciate his big hairy machine ass. I was gonna wait till the weekend to post these but I got fuckin excited. This was so fun to get... it's egregious.
May 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM