Evan A.
@aczonaczoff.bsky.social
FKA TwoSeamGripe on 🐦. Union member. Cal grad.
Me: why the fuck is the dog making so much noise
The dog: /not in the room
The culprits: raccoons on the roof
The dog: /not in the room
The culprits: raccoons on the roof
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Me: why the fuck is the dog making so much noise
The dog: /not in the room
The culprits: raccoons on the roof
The dog: /not in the room
The culprits: raccoons on the roof
LATE: Last month we said goodbye to our boy Porter. A fighter against multiple maladies that never broke him, all the way to 12. He had dog buds & human buds who cared enough to help when his vet bills came in, who asked about him for years. We were so lucky to have him be part of our family. 🌈🌈
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
LATE: Last month we said goodbye to our boy Porter. A fighter against multiple maladies that never broke him, all the way to 12. He had dog buds & human buds who cared enough to help when his vet bills came in, who asked about him for years. We were so lucky to have him be part of our family. 🌈🌈
From my tour in 2010 — my favorite part is “DO NOT ASSUME THAT COURT IS OVER”. I can’t imagine giving the most important oral argument of your life and someone just starts hoopin’
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
From my tour in 2010 — my favorite part is “DO NOT ASSUME THAT COURT IS OVER”. I can’t imagine giving the most important oral argument of your life and someone just starts hoopin’
The other end of this line of people marching is two miles from here
October 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The other end of this line of people marching is two miles from here
Vancouver, WA showing up
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Vancouver, WA showing up
(Ignore that I bought both of these) The Costco spooky fruit snacks from Welch’s are almost half the size as the regular ones. Only like 5 fruit snacks in the small ones.
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(Ignore that I bought both of these) The Costco spooky fruit snacks from Welch’s are almost half the size as the regular ones. Only like 5 fruit snacks in the small ones.
Doing this less than a month after we signed up for the bundle price is fucked up
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Doing this less than a month after we signed up for the bundle price is fucked up
Big trade for @oregonzoo.bsky.social — love what I’ve seen out of Kallik on tape so far. Really hard to say goodbye to Nora. Curious to see St. Louis’s return as part of this 3-team deal.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Big trade for @oregonzoo.bsky.social — love what I’ve seen out of Kallik on tape so far. Really hard to say goodbye to Nora. Curious to see St. Louis’s return as part of this 3-team deal.
Still have this saved:
September 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Still have this saved:
I mean I’m sure the commercials are algorithm’d so I don’t know what this says about me but I got this ad in the last break
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I mean I’m sure the commercials are algorithm’d so I don’t know what this says about me but I got this ad in the last break
Daughter has got really into hitting whiffle balls in the backyard this week. Getting really good.
September 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Daughter has got really into hitting whiffle balls in the backyard this week. Getting really good.
OK then I figured out how to do it in Canva so here you go -- do I get to post Part 2 (replacing Dike with Speirs) before end of season? #SFGiants
August 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
OK then I figured out how to do it in Canva so here you go -- do I get to post Part 2 (replacing Dike with Speirs) before end of season? #SFGiants
Gee I wonder why Meta is winding down their AI
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gee I wonder why Meta is winding down their AI
Getting a haircut and they have 9 TVs all on the Steelers-Bucs preseason game (rebroadcast? On ESPN?) and *somehow all of them are a few seconds apart* and it’s driving me insane.
August 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Getting a haircut and they have 9 TVs all on the Steelers-Bucs preseason game (rebroadcast? On ESPN?) and *somehow all of them are a few seconds apart* and it’s driving me insane.
