No but someone in my apartment's underground garage had one stolen.

Strap in, Molls. He's been talking about this for years.

and I will watch every single one of them, unnecessary or not

My biggest hangup is I don't really want to do what I'm currently doing anymore, and the online job search sites just aren't creative enough to show you openings that might translate. Oh, and I've used a recruiter but they ghosted me.

Painfully! I've used LinkedIn a little, and the state's application system. Funny how difficult it is even for an existing state employee.

Or maybe I've been stagnant in a job for 20 years and at 47 will just not be the candidate people are looking for

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