Rhett is my gentleman friend, yes.
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✨she/her✨ 💖 🐴 🪩
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And lo, the prices of the eggs went down, and lo, it was as if they were in a dream, and the glory of the eggs shone round about them: and they rejoiced, for the eggs were so cheap
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
And lo, the prices of the eggs went down, and lo, it was as if they were in a dream, and the glory of the eggs shone round about them: and they rejoiced, for the eggs were so cheap
Can’t argue with eyeball data
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Can’t argue with eyeball data
I never want to live in a world without yacht rock discourse
I’ve only just started this yacht rock doc, but I feel thrown by the idea that Steely Dan is part of it… To me, yacht rock is defined by a) earnestness b) chillness and c) the genre of the low-expectation seduction song (i.e. I’m not talking about moving in and I don’t want to change your life!)
December 7, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I never want to live in a world without yacht rock discourse
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It’s weird just waiting around for the country to get completely screwed starting January 20.
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 AM
It’s weird just waiting around for the country to get completely screwed starting January 20.
✨ chronic internal conflict re: public perception of punctuation use ✨
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 AM
✨ chronic internal conflict re: public perception of punctuation use ✨
Sometimes I think about how people and horses were so spooked by early automobiles that someone created a vehicle with a fake horse head fastened to the front (and I find that utterly charming)
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Sometimes I think about how people and horses were so spooked by early automobiles that someone created a vehicle with a fake horse head fastened to the front (and I find that utterly charming)
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i bring a “this girl will not shut tf up about this tv show that stopped airing in 2017” vibe to the function that not everyone seems to appreciate
November 20, 2024 at 4:59 PM
i bring a “this girl will not shut tf up about this tv show that stopped airing in 2017” vibe to the function that not everyone seems to appreciate
I don’t think I’ve seen an actor more committed than Craig Robinson as the Sheriff in Hot Frosty
November 17, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I don’t think I’ve seen an actor more committed than Craig Robinson as the Sheriff in Hot Frosty
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Huh. So you can, like, just create your own PDS. And invite codes. And make new accounts.
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Huh. So you can, like, just create your own PDS. And invite codes. And make new accounts.
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is die for a woman in a duel.
October 25, 2023 at 6:55 PM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is die for a woman in a duel.
Look all I know is I started on @theonion.com and ended up here
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Look all I know is I started on @theonion.com and ended up here