If you speak with the same accent as my mother, then spounge is on the list...

🧽🧽🧽

Most toxic trait or most honest truth?

Not me? Just the coming? 😉

Maybe next year I'll come back out and cook my ass off for you guys again!

I swear I've politicians using this exact photo as campaign material for the 2026 midterms...

I feel your pain, except from an eczema/I don't know the plague I guess standpoint.

I put lotion on earlier and the suction from my skin absorbing the lotion so violently created a vacuum that temporarily fused my hands together.

Generational dermatitis; passed down to you from the anxiety of the ancestors.

I decided to compromise and get fried chicken.