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Josh
@actuallyjz.bsky.social
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Chicago-based giant (metaphorical) nerd

“People do like the way she says ham.”
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What are we, some kind of The Bear??
A whiteboard where “every second counts” is written and boxed
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Love to make beautiful boiled eggs and marinate them
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Reskeet spectacles, nerds 🤓
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Selected weekend moments
A bumper sticker saying “Do not buy copper from Ea-Nasir” Angels in America at the Invictus Theater Harvested potatoes on a blue plate Dumb meme
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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New work friend just dropped. Look at those fancy feet!
A fancy pigeon with highly feathered feet. Why does it live next to my office?
July 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen advertised
A flyer reading “you love your friends. But you can’t read everything they’re sending in the group chat. Let somebody who’s willing to read and summarize help you out. Meet your group assistant at bubblai.com”
July 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Excuse me?
A Filipino treat labeled “Puto”
July 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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They’re so wheel for this
A single bike wheel locked to a rack. A purple “notice of violated” is attached to the spokes
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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For my birthday, I made a huge batch of rainbow chard kimchi
A giant bowl of veggies cut and washed for kimchi The same veggies, salted and seasoned for fermentation. An ineffectually-gloved hand points at it
June 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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babby
baby bunny
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I made the infamous “SEIS leches? En esta economia?” cake. 10/10
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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How about this fit for Easter Service?
Mirror selfie, wearing a bright pink shirt saying “In Goon We Trust” with someone taking a hit of poppers
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Nintendo keeps killing it
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Honorable mentions:
Penguin cup cover that says “straight feelings” Korean candy with bald mascot going 👀👃👄 Long dog(?) pillow Bear (beaw?) “hug pillow”
March 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Making friends in the burbs today!
Bag of chips with a snorkeling tiger mascot Pan scrubber with >:) face Dog keychain that says “scented squishy, doux et parfumé Cup cover with panda holding a star saying “whimsical feeling”
March 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Caught in the rain 😡
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Wet Leg are back!! 🤞🤞 for a new single soon
March 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Made some Irish cream cause it’s that time of year! This shit is way too good to live in my fridge.
A bottle of homemade irish cream and two of the primary ingredients, whiskey and instant coffee
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?
I made something that looks like The Substance at work
March 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Lol, lmao even
Florida license plate that reads “B8RHQ”
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Crispy ☑️
Delicious ☑️
Risen ❌
Crispy but flat focaccia. One edge has been cut off.
January 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM