Hawthorne
@actuallyhawthorne.bsky.social
Aspiring supervillain, fashion enthusiast.
So exactly how talented does an artist have to be before people try to separate them from their art
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
So exactly how talented does an artist have to be before people try to separate them from their art
Submitting a masters application feels like picking a path in one of those choose your own adventure games but for your early 20s
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Submitting a masters application feels like picking a path in one of those choose your own adventure games but for your early 20s
I love a string section where you wouldn’t expect to find a string section. Like when you’re listening to a rap or hyperpop album and a cello comes in like that’s the shit
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I love a string section where you wouldn’t expect to find a string section. Like when you’re listening to a rap or hyperpop album and a cello comes in like that’s the shit
Interesting piece of musical trivia— the cursing on School Spirit (Kanye West song from his debut album) is distorted or played backwards even in the explicit album because Aretha Franklin wouldn’t let Kanye use her sample if the song had profanity in it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Interesting piece of musical trivia— the cursing on School Spirit (Kanye West song from his debut album) is distorted or played backwards even in the explicit album because Aretha Franklin wouldn’t let Kanye use her sample if the song had profanity in it.
Life is better if you view it as an ever-expanding series of side quests
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Life is better if you view it as an ever-expanding series of side quests
We made it through the year y’all good job
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
We made it through the year y’all good job
I never realized how often the numbers 6 and 7 occurred together in normal speech until saying them started activating middle schoolers like sleeper agents
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I never realized how often the numbers 6 and 7 occurred together in normal speech until saying them started activating middle schoolers like sleeper agents
Dialects are so weird because you speak to someone from 2KM in the other direction and 99% of the language changes
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dialects are so weird because you speak to someone from 2KM in the other direction and 99% of the language changes
T’is the season to outdress your entire bloodline
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
T’is the season to outdress your entire bloodline
Never underestimate the power of marketing by being unnerving as fuck
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Never underestimate the power of marketing by being unnerving as fuck
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My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no
As a perfectionist you just have to be occasionally bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
As a perfectionist you just have to be occasionally bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity
I wore an overshirt the other day and it was the straightest I’ve ever looked
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I wore an overshirt the other day and it was the straightest I’ve ever looked
Just because someone’s a smart person doesn’t mean they should teach
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just because someone’s a smart person doesn’t mean they should teach
A Walmart with a McDonald’s in it is basically an American embassy
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
A Walmart with a McDonald’s in it is basically an American embassy
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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
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just use the fucking library.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
just use the fucking library.
Working my way through Drake’s discography and I’m noticing a pattern here
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Working my way through Drake’s discography and I’m noticing a pattern here
Okay this was funny for a bit but can we get a break from America now
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Okay this was funny for a bit but can we get a break from America now
For the umpteenth time: the president of the United States did what now
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
For the umpteenth time: the president of the United States did what now
Real fashion icons still put that shit on when there’s a foot of snow on the ground
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Real fashion icons still put that shit on when there’s a foot of snow on the ground
can’t have imposter syndrome if you’re actually an imposter
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
can’t have imposter syndrome if you’re actually an imposter
It is November 3rd. WHY AM I ALREADY SEEING CHRISTMAS CONTENT
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It is November 3rd. WHY AM I ALREADY SEEING CHRISTMAS CONTENT