Local government is talking about opening a hell portal in downtown and I have nothing against demons or hell portals or anything it's just that the ashes of the damned mess with my asthma and I want my quality of life to be accounted for

Giving my father a nationally protected endangered coral reef for Christmas to occupy his house for several thousand years because I hate him.

Honestly fuck butterflies man. All my homebugs are just out here with fashionable brown and grey exoskeletons and camouflage speckles at the dirt party and this iridescent creature of pure light shows up acting like they're better than us. Fuck this man, I just wanna eat dead leaves man.