my @cakechicago.bsky.social 2025 haul!

i’m going thru a phase bc i just bought collide with the sky on vinyl and also this specific shirt i wanted so badly when i was 14 (i still have and wear my other DRUGS shirt i bought at hot topic circa 2011)

if you see this, post your getaway vehicle

average chicago moment

the last thing kim k needs is money from my pocket but the bush window is a crazzzyyyyyy need

fake usps scammers who keep texting me i’m done playing

wayyyyyy cooler shit was happening in 1842 than whatever christopher cunmifingus was doing

my @vecbart.bsky.social riso came in today :)

how does bluesky algo work why is this random account liking my vent tweets. silence, gimmick account *shoots lasers from my eyes*

go see wicked

also the og post is gone but here’s my AI 5G digitial recreation to say that i’ve had this outfit planned since MAY!! i jacked @awfuldaughter.bsky.social ‘s coworkers swag 4 this one

listen we’re ALL trying to find the mage whose major itinerary is making all Oz merrier