"You're welcome! And I will!" I begin pecking furiously, but then stop short. "Wait! We never put in candles or made a wish!"

"Sure thing!" I slice the cake in half and serve them on two plates. I take your plate and quickly gobble all of the birdseed! As it turns out, the entire cake was made of seeds... and there's nothing on your plate when I pass it back to you. "There you go, all clean!"

"Feels like a hatchday to me, actually. Anyway, I can peck the seeds off your side of the cake if you want!"

"But you can't, 'cos you're too slow!"

"How many signs have you ever used in your entire life?"

"I don't mind not being a genius. It's a lot safer!"

"Oops, I'm not usually late to anything. Happy Birthday anyway!"

"Free bird seed, meep-meep! I can't get there fast enough!"

"Wow! A stunning photo!"

"I will!" I zip up behind you to give a surprise hug, then zip away. "Meep-meep!"

"Also, you know you CAN'T hug me unless you can catch me, silly!"

"Ohhhhhhhh yes!!! But I wanna celebrate NOW!I don't want to wait!"