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I told the cashier at the dispensary Im a Loki main and he said "Oh, so you nice?" Like what you trine beat or sumn? You free this weekend?
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
SMH
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They taking the car lift out of my job. I gotta change my oil like a peasant now
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now lets doxx their loserbase
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Drag Race UK just introduced me to Charlotte Church
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me: I can listen to music with words at work AND concentrate

Also me:
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I gotta listen to people in real life d-ride engineers and then come to work and deal with shit like this
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I literally started a letterboxd just to review this film
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Nemesis finally took a bath with me
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just got back from the gym
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fifteen minutes later:
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
SHERYL WAS WHAT
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A designated "oh she drunk" strap?
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Im sorry but this just made think of this tweet 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me looking at my wife in her costume all night
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Her reactions are the icing and fresh fruit on the cake
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Somebody once said "White girl humor is going 'my boyfriend doesn't wipe his ass' and thats it". This article reads like this lady is writing a comedy special under that precedent.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM