Big Dick DiMagio
@actappalledxx.bsky.social
Came here from Twitter. You know me.
My friend and her shitty bf finally broke up 🙌🏼🙌🏼 free my bitch and bring her someone spectacular
December 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
My friend and her shitty bf finally broke up 🙌🏼🙌🏼 free my bitch and bring her someone spectacular
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Saw this moments ago and immediately thought of this thread
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Saw this moments ago and immediately thought of this thread
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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy sh
December 5, 2024 at 11:17 PM
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy sh
Lowkey want a hysterectomy
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Lowkey want a hysterectomy
He's leaning against me and making biscuits
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 AM
He's leaning against me and making biscuits
I need my period to be over because snooki want smush smush
December 6, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I need my period to be over because snooki want smush smush
Me: *complaining about my neck pain*
Josh: how do you sleep so wrong?
Me: I wish I fucking knew
Josh: is it because of your big heavy head?
🙄🙄
Josh: how do you sleep so wrong?
Me: I wish I fucking knew
Josh: is it because of your big heavy head?
🙄🙄
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Me: *complaining about my neck pain*
Josh: how do you sleep so wrong?
Me: I wish I fucking knew
Josh: is it because of your big heavy head?
🙄🙄
Josh: how do you sleep so wrong?
Me: I wish I fucking knew
Josh: is it because of your big heavy head?
🙄🙄
Spotify Wrapped: give me a number 1-100 and I'll give you a song
December 4, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Spotify Wrapped: give me a number 1-100 and I'll give you a song
Work is having a work banquet/party thing and I told them I'm not coming because why the fuck would I want to hang out with all the loser upper management? But then they actually asked me why I'm not coming 🙄 so fucking annoying
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Work is having a work banquet/party thing and I told them I'm not coming because why the fuck would I want to hang out with all the loser upper management? But then they actually asked me why I'm not coming 🙄 so fucking annoying
I'm about to be the pettiest of petty bitches because this shit has been pissing me off for a long time now
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I'm about to be the pettiest of petty bitches because this shit has been pissing me off for a long time now
My period decided to actually show up this time and I could not be wearing a more horrible pair of underwear for it
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
My period decided to actually show up this time and I could not be wearing a more horrible pair of underwear for it
I went shopping after work and started baking brownies. Mental illness who?
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I went shopping after work and started baking brownies. Mental illness who?
I guess I'm here now. It's really too bad I haven't been able to find more of my twitter moots. I might log back in there just to try and find them though.
December 4, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I guess I'm here now. It's really too bad I haven't been able to find more of my twitter moots. I might log back in there just to try and find them though.
I made my friend a "cheer you up/early Christmas" gift and I'm so excited to give it to her because I know shes been having such a rough time with her pregnancy and everything.
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I made my friend a "cheer you up/early Christmas" gift and I'm so excited to give it to her because I know shes been having such a rough time with her pregnancy and everything.
This is the dweeb I let lay pipe on my all the time
December 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This is the dweeb I let lay pipe on my all the time
I've been prescribed Wellbutrin!!! 🥂🥂
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I've been prescribed Wellbutrin!!! 🥂🥂
Found a piece of broken crack pipe from Matt in my sock this morning...the fact that this followed me all the way from my old apartment is...
December 3, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Found a piece of broken crack pipe from Matt in my sock this morning...the fact that this followed me all the way from my old apartment is...
I hate working this fucking early. I woke up at 6 instead of 7 and now I'm completely fucking exhausted.
December 3, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I hate working this fucking early. I woke up at 6 instead of 7 and now I'm completely fucking exhausted.
I'm deactivating my Twitter for a while...I think it's been breeding this hatefulness inside of me that I don't want there.
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I'm deactivating my Twitter for a while...I think it's been breeding this hatefulness inside of me that I don't want there.
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☃️ capricorn risings: new moon in sagittarius 12/1 moodboard horoscope ☃️
November 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
☃️ capricorn risings: new moon in sagittarius 12/1 moodboard horoscope ☃️
The reason why this is such a big deal is because he also said because I do so much for him and none of my exes ever acknowledged or thanked me for all the shit I was constantly doing for them. So it feels really good to be appreciated.
Josh called me his back bone tonight 🥺 that really meant a lot to me
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The reason why this is such a big deal is because he also said because I do so much for him and none of my exes ever acknowledged or thanked me for all the shit I was constantly doing for them. So it feels really good to be appreciated.
I'm banned on Twitter for a few more hours and I still haven't found most of my moots on here so this app is boring af
November 23, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I'm banned on Twitter for a few more hours and I still haven't found most of my moots on here so this app is boring af
Josh called me his back bone tonight 🥺 that really meant a lot to me
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Josh called me his back bone tonight 🥺 that really meant a lot to me
Welp I got banned on Twitter for the next 12 hours and I have no idea why
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Welp I got banned on Twitter for the next 12 hours and I have no idea why
Cross post: Marshalls haul: new Hurley jacket for work, originally $100 but only paid $30. The fleece lined flannel is a Christmas gift for Josh. And I also needed new snow boots for work.
Regular green bed sheets for Christmas but also all year round. A Christmas themed blanket and shower curtain
Regular green bed sheets for Christmas but also all year round. A Christmas themed blanket and shower curtain
November 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Cross post: Marshalls haul: new Hurley jacket for work, originally $100 but only paid $30. The fleece lined flannel is a Christmas gift for Josh. And I also needed new snow boots for work.
Regular green bed sheets for Christmas but also all year round. A Christmas themed blanket and shower curtain
Regular green bed sheets for Christmas but also all year round. A Christmas themed blanket and shower curtain