was lost in New York, yell out car window, hey I'm lost
-- Then glad I'm not you.
was lost in Boston, yell out car windown, hey I'm lost
-- (old 70ish women with shopping cart) Fuck you.
-- Then glad I'm not you.
was lost in Boston, yell out car windown, hey I'm lost
-- (old 70ish women with shopping cart) Fuck you.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
was lost in New York, yell out car window, hey I'm lost
-- Then glad I'm not you.
was lost in Boston, yell out car windown, hey I'm lost
-- (old 70ish women with shopping cart) Fuck you.
-- Then glad I'm not you.
was lost in Boston, yell out car windown, hey I'm lost
-- (old 70ish women with shopping cart) Fuck you.
Good Morning Bluesky - so today's muting word game that y'all just beat to fucking death for 10 hours.
Jake Paul is today's mute words.
So, now I can't even read this post.
Jake Paul is today's mute words.
So, now I can't even read this post.
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Good Morning Bluesky - so today's muting word game that y'all just beat to fucking death for 10 hours.
Jake Paul is today's mute words.
So, now I can't even read this post.
Jake Paul is today's mute words.
So, now I can't even read this post.
CUT TO:
1974
me on my orange starburst schwinn with a banana seat
"Curly is my favorite!"
1974
me on my orange starburst schwinn with a banana seat
"Curly is my favorite!"
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
CUT TO:
1974
me on my orange starburst schwinn with a banana seat
"Curly is my favorite!"
1974
me on my orange starburst schwinn with a banana seat
"Curly is my favorite!"
what is worse than a monster?
-- a monster with a hacking cough
-- a monster with a hacking cough
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
what is worse than a monster?
-- a monster with a hacking cough
-- a monster with a hacking cough
Fun Fact #33:
In 2009 every stand up comedian was required by law to talk about their penis or somebody's penis
In 2009 every stand up comedian was required by law to talk about their penis or somebody's penis
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fun Fact #33:
In 2009 every stand up comedian was required by law to talk about their penis or somebody's penis
In 2009 every stand up comedian was required by law to talk about their penis or somebody's penis
back in the 90s
got paid to sit in audience in comedy specials
dressed up as the 'type of person the comedian gon insult'
== and then I laugh for the camera to show, 'this type of person the comedian insulted is cool with it'
got paid to sit in audience in comedy specials
dressed up as the 'type of person the comedian gon insult'
== and then I laugh for the camera to show, 'this type of person the comedian insulted is cool with it'
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
back in the 90s
got paid to sit in audience in comedy specials
dressed up as the 'type of person the comedian gon insult'
== and then I laugh for the camera to show, 'this type of person the comedian insulted is cool with it'
got paid to sit in audience in comedy specials
dressed up as the 'type of person the comedian gon insult'
== and then I laugh for the camera to show, 'this type of person the comedian insulted is cool with it'
Football NFL type news:
If the Vikings keep Darnold and Cowboys, Parsons, that woulda been the Super Bowl, but your team saved 27 bucks instead
If the Vikings keep Darnold and Cowboys, Parsons, that woulda been the Super Bowl, but your team saved 27 bucks instead
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Football NFL type news:
If the Vikings keep Darnold and Cowboys, Parsons, that woulda been the Super Bowl, but your team saved 27 bucks instead
If the Vikings keep Darnold and Cowboys, Parsons, that woulda been the Super Bowl, but your team saved 27 bucks instead
alright - 59 minutes into M.I. Final Reckoning, now it's a story. took a fucking hour, i'm figuring that it's the corporations that want the stories to be so simple even an american can follow along
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
alright - 59 minutes into M.I. Final Reckoning, now it's a story. took a fucking hour, i'm figuring that it's the corporations that want the stories to be so simple even an american can follow along
Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning
-- first 13 minutes, feels like it was written by an intern, very basic, lots of exposition, did i spell that correctly cause i don't want to look it up
-- first 13 minutes, feels like it was written by an intern, very basic, lots of exposition, did i spell that correctly cause i don't want to look it up
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning
-- first 13 minutes, feels like it was written by an intern, very basic, lots of exposition, did i spell that correctly cause i don't want to look it up
-- first 13 minutes, feels like it was written by an intern, very basic, lots of exposition, did i spell that correctly cause i don't want to look it up
overheard on the bus
-so i'm the new curator of Chinese Fans Painted Using Horsehair brushes tied left to right
-so i'm the new curator of Chinese Fans Painted Using Horsehair brushes tied left to right
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
overheard on the bus
-so i'm the new curator of Chinese Fans Painted Using Horsehair brushes tied left to right
-so i'm the new curator of Chinese Fans Painted Using Horsehair brushes tied left to right
Airports.
Am i right?
Am i right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Airports.
Am i right?
Am i right?
went to new therapy where you stream a stand up comedy routine and the doctor notes where you pause it
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
went to new therapy where you stream a stand up comedy routine and the doctor notes where you pause it
just booked an Air BnB at Gobekli Tepe
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
just booked an Air BnB at Gobekli Tepe
soooo - you realize that the Smithsonian Institute is the owner of the cursed Hope Diamond.
==yep - the same diamond that got ruined everyone before that, kinda explains everything
GET RID OF THAT DIAMOND BEFORE NEXT ELECTIONS
==yep - the same diamond that got ruined everyone before that, kinda explains everything
GET RID OF THAT DIAMOND BEFORE NEXT ELECTIONS
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
soooo - you realize that the Smithsonian Institute is the owner of the cursed Hope Diamond.
==yep - the same diamond that got ruined everyone before that, kinda explains everything
GET RID OF THAT DIAMOND BEFORE NEXT ELECTIONS
==yep - the same diamond that got ruined everyone before that, kinda explains everything
GET RID OF THAT DIAMOND BEFORE NEXT ELECTIONS
spent the last 8 hours at a comedy club and now
i'm seeing into the souls of the comedians
i'm seeing into the souls of the comedians
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
spent the last 8 hours at a comedy club and now
i'm seeing into the souls of the comedians
i'm seeing into the souls of the comedians
lost my phone
-i don't even know how to drive without texting
-i don't even know how to drive without texting
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
lost my phone
-i don't even know how to drive without texting
-i don't even know how to drive without texting
editing comedy show 101:
don't cut to the audience not laughing while audio has laughing
don't cut to the audience not laughing while audio has laughing
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
editing comedy show 101:
don't cut to the audience not laughing while audio has laughing
don't cut to the audience not laughing while audio has laughing
yes that's the plan
as an umemployed heading into hardcore family holidays
--so, you get a job yet
--what're you doing for money
--they hiring at the CVS
Don't worry all you relatives and such, I'M GOING TO BE A STAND UP COMIC, shut up and pass the cranberry sauce
as an umemployed heading into hardcore family holidays
--so, you get a job yet
--what're you doing for money
--they hiring at the CVS
Don't worry all you relatives and such, I'M GOING TO BE A STAND UP COMIC, shut up and pass the cranberry sauce
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
yes that's the plan
as an umemployed heading into hardcore family holidays
--so, you get a job yet
--what're you doing for money
--they hiring at the CVS
Don't worry all you relatives and such, I'M GOING TO BE A STAND UP COMIC, shut up and pass the cranberry sauce
as an umemployed heading into hardcore family holidays
--so, you get a job yet
--what're you doing for money
--they hiring at the CVS
Don't worry all you relatives and such, I'M GOING TO BE A STAND UP COMIC, shut up and pass the cranberry sauce
ok
got my genre
i'll be the unemployed comic
--nobody ever done that before
Who here's from New York City!!!!!
got my genre
i'll be the unemployed comic
--nobody ever done that before
Who here's from New York City!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ok
got my genre
i'll be the unemployed comic
--nobody ever done that before
Who here's from New York City!!!!!
got my genre
i'll be the unemployed comic
--nobody ever done that before
Who here's from New York City!!!!!
my favorite reaction shot--
comedy special
--comedian makes fun of a type of person
CAMERA SMASH CUT TO: that type of person
laughing
comedy special
--comedian makes fun of a type of person
CAMERA SMASH CUT TO: that type of person
laughing
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my favorite reaction shot--
comedy special
--comedian makes fun of a type of person
CAMERA SMASH CUT TO: that type of person
laughing
comedy special
--comedian makes fun of a type of person
CAMERA SMASH CUT TO: that type of person
laughing
shutter island has a little david lynch
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
shutter island has a little david lynch
these are gonna be the jokes
--comedy coming soon
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--comedy coming soon
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December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
these are gonna be the jokes
--comedy coming soon
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--comedy coming soon
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December 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
second test of my keyboard after the amazing movie style coffee spill across my laptop this morning, oh let's test these keys now zzxxccqp,...[]'/
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
second test of my keyboard after the amazing movie style coffee spill across my laptop this morning, oh let's test these keys now zzxxccqp,...[]'/
testing the keyboard after - i leaned a a painting that fell, hit the table, threw the coffee across my keyboard, there's really no way to clean the coffee from between the keys so i'm typing
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
testing the keyboard after - i leaned a a painting that fell, hit the table, threw the coffee across my keyboard, there's really no way to clean the coffee from between the keys so i'm typing