Acorn King / Ordos
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Sometimes purple dog thing, sometimes squirrel. Gimme carrot cake and I will love you forever.
Am I literally the only one who's not excited about the Steam Frame?
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Am I literally the only one who's not excited about the Steam Frame?
Yeah I could buy an Asus gaming router for £899....... Or I could just buy a catty cable for £4.99
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Yeah I could buy an Asus gaming router for £899....... Or I could just buy a catty cable for £4.99
Wooooow Windows 11 is so gooooooood.
It's great that after over 4 years since its release, I can still turn my PC on and my mouse controls are rotated 90 degrees! Up is right, right is down etc. It's great! I love it!
It's great that after over 4 years since its release, I can still turn my PC on and my mouse controls are rotated 90 degrees! Up is right, right is down etc. It's great! I love it!
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wooooow Windows 11 is so gooooooood.
It's great that after over 4 years since its release, I can still turn my PC on and my mouse controls are rotated 90 degrees! Up is right, right is down etc. It's great! I love it!
It's great that after over 4 years since its release, I can still turn my PC on and my mouse controls are rotated 90 degrees! Up is right, right is down etc. It's great! I love it!
THE CLOUDS ARE GONE! THE CLOUDS ARE GONE! I CAN SEE THE SKY! THE SUN!
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
THE CLOUDS ARE GONE! THE CLOUDS ARE GONE! I CAN SEE THE SKY! THE SUN!
So, I watched 'Jurassic World: Rebirth' yesterday.....
.....yeah all I'm gonna say is it's like if the original 3 movies and Jurassic World has some mutant mixed DNA child, this is the result. Everything that happened in the movie was predictable and stolen plot points from previous movies.....
.....yeah all I'm gonna say is it's like if the original 3 movies and Jurassic World has some mutant mixed DNA child, this is the result. Everything that happened in the movie was predictable and stolen plot points from previous movies.....
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So, I watched 'Jurassic World: Rebirth' yesterday.....
.....yeah all I'm gonna say is it's like if the original 3 movies and Jurassic World has some mutant mixed DNA child, this is the result. Everything that happened in the movie was predictable and stolen plot points from previous movies.....
.....yeah all I'm gonna say is it's like if the original 3 movies and Jurassic World has some mutant mixed DNA child, this is the result. Everything that happened in the movie was predictable and stolen plot points from previous movies.....
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did a new one
Okay so I get it, we live in the UK.
But I am so....so very tired of this endless grey cloud from horizon to horizon. It's been this way for two weeks solid now. I need to know the sun still exists....
But I am so....so very tired of this endless grey cloud from horizon to horizon. It's been this way for two weeks solid now. I need to know the sun still exists....
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Okay so I get it, we live in the UK.
But I am so....so very tired of this endless grey cloud from horizon to horizon. It's been this way for two weeks solid now. I need to know the sun still exists....
But I am so....so very tired of this endless grey cloud from horizon to horizon. It's been this way for two weeks solid now. I need to know the sun still exists....
No more Twitch for me for the next 2 weeks. Everyone playing the same thing.
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No more Twitch for me for the next 2 weeks. Everyone playing the same thing.
Hmm, I have a sneaking suspicion that my phones battery is on the way out.
Used to last me 3 days on one full charge, but last two weeks it's barely lasting 2.
Now since Friday it's barely lasting 1 day. Very rapid deterioration it seems ;_;
Used to last me 3 days on one full charge, but last two weeks it's barely lasting 2.
Now since Friday it's barely lasting 1 day. Very rapid deterioration it seems ;_;
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hmm, I have a sneaking suspicion that my phones battery is on the way out.
Used to last me 3 days on one full charge, but last two weeks it's barely lasting 2.
Now since Friday it's barely lasting 1 day. Very rapid deterioration it seems ;_;
Used to last me 3 days on one full charge, but last two weeks it's barely lasting 2.
Now since Friday it's barely lasting 1 day. Very rapid deterioration it seems ;_;
I fucking hate people around here that still use log burning fires to heat their homes.
It makes it impossible for me to have a window open for any reason as my apartment immediately floods with the stink of burning wood. All so some crusty relic from the 50s can relive some of 'the good old days'.
It makes it impossible for me to have a window open for any reason as my apartment immediately floods with the stink of burning wood. All so some crusty relic from the 50s can relive some of 'the good old days'.
September 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I fucking hate people around here that still use log burning fires to heat their homes.
It makes it impossible for me to have a window open for any reason as my apartment immediately floods with the stink of burning wood. All so some crusty relic from the 50s can relive some of 'the good old days'.
It makes it impossible for me to have a window open for any reason as my apartment immediately floods with the stink of burning wood. All so some crusty relic from the 50s can relive some of 'the good old days'.
Walking to work today, listening to some guy in his late 40s early 50s talking to presumably a work colleague half his age and using terms like "Blud", "Bruv" and "G" is one of the most saddest and fucking cringe things I've seen in a very long time.
August 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Walking to work today, listening to some guy in his late 40s early 50s talking to presumably a work colleague half his age and using terms like "Blud", "Bruv" and "G" is one of the most saddest and fucking cringe things I've seen in a very long time.
Good news everyone!
I was feeling a bit weird last month (forgot to mention) so went to the docs.
Long story short everything is normal but my bilirubin and a certain type of white blood cell count is higher than normal.
White blood cell count can be attributed to my Hayfever and.....
I was feeling a bit weird last month (forgot to mention) so went to the docs.
Long story short everything is normal but my bilirubin and a certain type of white blood cell count is higher than normal.
White blood cell count can be attributed to my Hayfever and.....
August 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Good news everyone!
I was feeling a bit weird last month (forgot to mention) so went to the docs.
Long story short everything is normal but my bilirubin and a certain type of white blood cell count is higher than normal.
White blood cell count can be attributed to my Hayfever and.....
I was feeling a bit weird last month (forgot to mention) so went to the docs.
Long story short everything is normal but my bilirubin and a certain type of white blood cell count is higher than normal.
White blood cell count can be attributed to my Hayfever and.....
In today's episode of Random Music Stuck In My Head For No Reason, the battle theme music from Final Fantasy IX.
.....why? Where did it come from?
.....why? Where did it come from?
August 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
In today's episode of Random Music Stuck In My Head For No Reason, the battle theme music from Final Fantasy IX.
.....why? Where did it come from?
.....why? Where did it come from?
Holy fucking shit....
The one game I have that will test just about any GPU out there is Stalker 2.
On my RTX3080 12Gb with DLAA on and no DLSS, I got max 75fps.
This 9070XT with FSR set to native AA, I'm getting 135fps.
Gawd DAMN.
The one game I have that will test just about any GPU out there is Stalker 2.
On my RTX3080 12Gb with DLAA on and no DLSS, I got max 75fps.
This 9070XT with FSR set to native AA, I'm getting 135fps.
Gawd DAMN.
July 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Holy fucking shit....
The one game I have that will test just about any GPU out there is Stalker 2.
On my RTX3080 12Gb with DLAA on and no DLSS, I got max 75fps.
This 9070XT with FSR set to native AA, I'm getting 135fps.
Gawd DAMN.
The one game I have that will test just about any GPU out there is Stalker 2.
On my RTX3080 12Gb with DLAA on and no DLSS, I got max 75fps.
This 9070XT with FSR set to native AA, I'm getting 135fps.
Gawd DAMN.
Got myself a new GPU now. Decided to go with AMD for the first time in..... Probably 15 years? There is no power on earth that would make me spend money on the dumpster fire that is the RTX50 series.
July 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Got myself a new GPU now. Decided to go with AMD for the first time in..... Probably 15 years? There is no power on earth that would make me spend money on the dumpster fire that is the RTX50 series.
Excuse me America, but what is this fucking spirograph bullshit road layout?
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Excuse me America, but what is this fucking spirograph bullshit road layout?
I wonder how long it would take for AIs to go insane if everyone just blasted them with The Hiss incantation 24/7.....
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I wonder how long it would take for AIs to go insane if everyone just blasted them with The Hiss incantation 24/7.....
I got me a travelling companion!
Best. Fucking. Mod. Ever.
Best. Fucking. Mod. Ever.
July 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I got me a travelling companion!
Best. Fucking. Mod. Ever.
Best. Fucking. Mod. Ever.
So, the House is Lords had a new main entrance door fitted that cost us £9.8m, but it doesn't work......and the only thing Parliament is angry about..... Is that it doesn't work, and not that it cost almost £10m FOR A FUCKING DOOR!
July 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
So, the House is Lords had a new main entrance door fitted that cost us £9.8m, but it doesn't work......and the only thing Parliament is angry about..... Is that it doesn't work, and not that it cost almost £10m FOR A FUCKING DOOR!
Well, tomorrow is the 1st July.
As it is every year, all my annual payments will come out and my bank balance will fucking die. Joy.
As it is every year, all my annual payments will come out and my bank balance will fucking die. Joy.
June 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well, tomorrow is the 1st July.
As it is every year, all my annual payments will come out and my bank balance will fucking die. Joy.
As it is every year, all my annual payments will come out and my bank balance will fucking die. Joy.
I am a corpse right now. I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, so effectively been awake 24 hours now.
My brain and ears feel like they're vibrating. Every blink is a struggle x.x
My brain and ears feel like they're vibrating. Every blink is a struggle x.x
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I am a corpse right now. I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, so effectively been awake 24 hours now.
My brain and ears feel like they're vibrating. Every blink is a struggle x.x
My brain and ears feel like they're vibrating. Every blink is a struggle x.x
Buh. Fuck today.
Had a terrible sleep. Kept waking up feeling uncomfortable.
One point I woke up because of some random nerve pain in my right shoulder (gone now).
Then woke up and my lower back felt like it'd been snapped in half.
Do I have a sadist ghost in my room?
Had a terrible sleep. Kept waking up feeling uncomfortable.
One point I woke up because of some random nerve pain in my right shoulder (gone now).
Then woke up and my lower back felt like it'd been snapped in half.
Do I have a sadist ghost in my room?
June 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Buh. Fuck today.
Had a terrible sleep. Kept waking up feeling uncomfortable.
One point I woke up because of some random nerve pain in my right shoulder (gone now).
Then woke up and my lower back felt like it'd been snapped in half.
Do I have a sadist ghost in my room?
Had a terrible sleep. Kept waking up feeling uncomfortable.
One point I woke up because of some random nerve pain in my right shoulder (gone now).
Then woke up and my lower back felt like it'd been snapped in half.
Do I have a sadist ghost in my room?
@playphasmo.bsky.social Is there a bug with the tier 1 camera taking ghost photos from DOTs? This is the second time this week this has happened....
June 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@playphasmo.bsky.social Is there a bug with the tier 1 camera taking ghost photos from DOTs? This is the second time this week this has happened....
Excuse me, Phasmo? How is this not a ghost photo?
June 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Excuse me, Phasmo? How is this not a ghost photo?
Cool. Some fucking moron shoved some junk mail in my door but didn't push it all the way in. Mail flap was stuck open so all day gross warm humid air has been pouring into my apartment. Main hallway is like a sauna x.x
June 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Cool. Some fucking moron shoved some junk mail in my door but didn't push it all the way in. Mail flap was stuck open so all day gross warm humid air has been pouring into my apartment. Main hallway is like a sauna x.x