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They can get fuh fuh fucked.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They can get fuh fuh fucked.
This right here. This is a very, very non-zero chance.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This right here. This is a very, very non-zero chance.
OK, that tracks. :)
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
OK, that tracks. :)
You think it would take that long?
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You think it would take that long?
I feel like this is definitely a "Chekov's gun" moment.
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I feel like this is definitely a "Chekov's gun" moment.
Tara. Nobody in their right mind discusses this. Any lawyer would advise their client to shut the fuck up, and keep shutting the fuck up. Your "moment" is not what you think it is, it's just Shut the Fuck Up Friday met by someone who doesn't understand it. (You're the someone.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Tara. Nobody in their right mind discusses this. Any lawyer would advise their client to shut the fuck up, and keep shutting the fuck up. Your "moment" is not what you think it is, it's just Shut the Fuck Up Friday met by someone who doesn't understand it. (You're the someone.)
None of these motherfuckers know.
October 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
None of these motherfuckers know.
There are people who crave victimhood so much they can taste it.
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There are people who crave victimhood so much they can taste it.
So that dude is going to get indicted for throwing a ham sandwich? Tricky...
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So that dude is going to get indicted for throwing a ham sandwich? Tricky...
Wait, you're a bean lover? Do you also like George Wendt?
July 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Wait, you're a bean lover? Do you also like George Wendt?
Ah, the classic "43% of all statistics are made up on the spot" maneuver.
July 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ah, the classic "43% of all statistics are made up on the spot" maneuver.
What's next for this reporter, "a new trend" of exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide? Perhaps a Gen Z reinvention of music with 4/4 time and a backbeat?
July 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What's next for this reporter, "a new trend" of exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide? Perhaps a Gen Z reinvention of music with 4/4 time and a backbeat?
It appears to be a marketing term, and is certainly not a recognized credential. The only source I found for it is a tax planner at "Excel Empire" with "1500+ happy customers". I'm not linking to their very findable site as I don't want to increase traffic.
June 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It appears to be a marketing term, and is certainly not a recognized credential. The only source I found for it is a tax planner at "Excel Empire" with "1500+ happy customers". I'm not linking to their very findable site as I don't want to increase traffic.
Ah, I see you've read your Ravenor...
May 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ah, I see you've read your Ravenor...
There are no words. Or maybe there are...but no...
Dafuq?
Dafuq?
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media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There are no words. Or maybe there are...but no...
Dafuq?
Dafuq?
I can't imagine any of them have feet left. They keep shooting themselves, perfectly centered, top of the arch.
Somebody tell them that own goals don't count towards a win, FFS.
Somebody tell them that own goals don't count towards a win, FFS.
April 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I can't imagine any of them have feet left. They keep shooting themselves, perfectly centered, top of the arch.
Somebody tell them that own goals don't count towards a win, FFS.
Somebody tell them that own goals don't count towards a win, FFS.
Me. I haven't done it. And nobody in my combat communications squadron would have done it, because COMSEC is a real thing. Blowing on by the severity of this COMSEC failure, this purposeful avoidance of required archiving of comms, is irresponsible reporting. Do better.
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me. I haven't done it. And nobody in my combat communications squadron would have done it, because COMSEC is a real thing. Blowing on by the severity of this COMSEC failure, this purposeful avoidance of required archiving of comms, is irresponsible reporting. Do better.
Well I can't really debate that statement, as you may well be mf'ing right. It's stupid mf'ers all the way down.
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Well I can't really debate that statement, as you may well be mf'ing right. It's stupid mf'ers all the way down.
Elon remains the stupidest mf'er to ever fail forward in the history of stupid mf'ers.
March 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Elon remains the stupidest mf'er to ever fail forward in the history of stupid mf'ers.
The problem with watching you people repeatedly, unceasingly shoot yourselves in the foot is your remarkably bad aim, and you keep getting the rest of the country in the back.
This is an unprecedented crisis. Get to work and act like there won't be another election to win. The stakes are that high.
This is an unprecedented crisis. Get to work and act like there won't be another election to win. The stakes are that high.
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The problem with watching you people repeatedly, unceasingly shoot yourselves in the foot is your remarkably bad aim, and you keep getting the rest of the country in the back.
This is an unprecedented crisis. Get to work and act like there won't be another election to win. The stakes are that high.
This is an unprecedented crisis. Get to work and act like there won't be another election to win. The stakes are that high.