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🦀 QA Lead @ Bungie🦀Word Wizard🦀 Tweets & thoughts are my own 🦀 PFP: Leaglem🦀
One of these cats is just picking up the whole bundle of cat grass and moving it around like a toy.....
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Still not over how good @pinkishnoise.bsky.social is
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have flown directly into the Sun

Taco Chili
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Okay getting new nail trimmers did in fact make a difference. Cat mani-pedi's NYOOOOOM

Blossom is such a friggin baby

Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
A handmade bracelet with my name on it might fix me
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There is a second spider that has taken over my actual porch 💀

"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"
I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental
September 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Thought I Broke my toes with the exercise and kicking metal, but finally not ending my days suffering after standing all day; almost back to feeling normal
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September 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yo Atreyu is still kicking out bangers I see
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Holding on to these La Croix NiColas like they'll vest year over year
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*9 PM Hits*
"Oh I get it now"

*Curls into bed*
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In the deathmaw of capitalism I find the ever importance of dreaming
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I can't get over how balancer Lancer is as a tabletop; such glory of machine-kind
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If they're gonna charge me for everything I add, they should subtract for everything I remove.

🤐
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I just realized I can no longer short form Be Back Later without getting confusing looks

I hate it here
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August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
>Taking mom to airport
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother

No laughter, only pain
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July 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Even my sleep paralysis demon out here working two jobs in this economy"

Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said
July 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Another Tennocon done 💗
July 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hit me with themes or prompts so I can do vacation writing 🙏
July 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just realized Discord had a spam message section 😴
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don't know how many hours I slept but Saturday is over
July 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I should be able to have so much easy access to the intake of ginger drink that it shows up prominently in my toxicology report but alas, unnecessary sugars everywhere
July 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm Losing sanity; Tricera just has so much power but my team is the only team that refuses to play it XD
July 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yakisoba day!!!
July 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM