Brown didn't call an early election

I would wager that they had a song that rhymed "Fascination" with "Imagination"

Never been frustrated with Bellingham. He had a couple of quiet big games, like the CL final and Euro final, and even then he provided an assist in each of those games. England don't deserve him tbf.

The Brel lookalike is fantastic

There are literally statues and wall paintings of Captain Tom around the country.