Alan Johnson
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Alan Johnson
@acjay.com
Love a good chat on almost any topic, so don't be shy!

Work in software, data & management. Husband of Jen. 👶*4. Former teacher & entrepreneur. Jeopardy champ*1.

I aspire to uplift good ideas, support folks, and speak up against harm.
We're all just trying to find the guy who did this.gif
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Absolutely glorious day at Mount Rainier National Park earlier today
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Sea Hear Now on the Jersey Shore is the best vibe, year after year after year
September 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This just popped up in my Insta and felt adjacent to what I've been posting about parenting
August 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's funny that half my other posts today are about reading Dune, and I just highlighted this quote a couple hours ago. I put a note on the highlight that said "I feel attacked" 😂
August 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This children's museum has a simulated package delivery thing my kids love

Damn, maybe they actually do yearn for the mines
August 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning, Pittsburgh!
August 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hello, Pittsburgh!
August 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
In the case of many Ivies, the only people paying the sticker price were international students and rich kids. For years, American students upper middle class on down have been guaranteed a debt-free education.

college.harvard.edu/admissions/w...
August 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Zohran Mamdani here for the Wu
July 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My watch plays it cool when I get up to go to the bathroom, but internally, it's like "oh shit, thank god, he's still alive"
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Growing up, I thought bagel guillotines were the peak of elegance, luxury, and convenience, and I would like to dedicate this bagel guillotine to all the haters who said I wouldn't make it
June 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
...just kidding, because I DID read all that. And it was excellent.

Happy birthday, and welcome to 40!
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I've been a huge getpocket.com user for years, and am still in denial that it's going away.

Is there anything that people find to be a drop-in replacement?

Anything that can import my Pocket history?

Reshares are appreciated, thanks!
June 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
For those curious about rent regulation and its history: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent_re...
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Birds of a feather innit
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's tempting to see this as bad for MAGA, but make no mistake, these people love conflict for its own sake.
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So, agreed, but Ray Dalio has also been ringing this alarm for 40+ years
June 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is, indeed, ingenuous. An ingenuous way of extracting even more money out of consumers than the regular real estate system already does.
May 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The logic of a man who may have accepted offers he was too "stupid" to refuse while traveling in Russia
May 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My beard, btw.
April 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Best software dev advice I've ever gotten: just alphabetize everything
April 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
April 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I went over there to find that Tweet, and I found another banger.

He's right, no one wants to have that conversation.
April 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I was always aware the temperance and women's suffrage movements were closely related, but never knew exactly why.
April 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM