ACID KEG COMICS "The Housewife's Friend"
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Just look at ALL THIS STUFF. Comics, Illustration and more to help drive away dull care. NO DMs.
RFK jr only eats steak and sauerkraut. Imagine how many of these Cheryl Hines buys.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
RFK jr only eats steak and sauerkraut. Imagine how many of these Cheryl Hines buys.
500% cooler if you imagine it's a pinball illustration for a table in a Seventies bowling establishment in Northwest Massachusetts that still has candlepin lanes.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
500% cooler if you imagine it's a pinball illustration for a table in a Seventies bowling establishment in Northwest Massachusetts that still has candlepin lanes.
They're both fun knuckleheads. The boy is like a brain damaged collie cosplaying as a cat.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
They're both fun knuckleheads. The boy is like a brain damaged collie cosplaying as a cat.
That's power baybee!
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
That's power baybee!
See, this is why I don't think Bill Clinton would've accepted a blowjob from Donald Trump.
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
See, this is why I don't think Bill Clinton would've accepted a blowjob from Donald Trump.
I bet! I'm off the market, but take heart in the fact that my wife has put up with A LOT OF SHIT.
I do have bachelor friends though, a small percentage of which I would actually consider dateable.
I do have bachelor friends though, a small percentage of which I would actually consider dateable.
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I bet! I'm off the market, but take heart in the fact that my wife has put up with A LOT OF SHIT.
I do have bachelor friends though, a small percentage of which I would actually consider dateable.
I do have bachelor friends though, a small percentage of which I would actually consider dateable.
Nice! I remember a bunch of us college boys crowded into my dorm room doing that to get the girls around the corner and one floor up to flash us.
Things were intense before Internet porn!
Things were intense before Internet porn!
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Nice! I remember a bunch of us college boys crowded into my dorm room doing that to get the girls around the corner and one floor up to flash us.
Things were intense before Internet porn!
Things were intense before Internet porn!
Oh fuck this guy. The male cat was being a dick this morning so I shoved him under the duvet and OH THE LOW LEVEL GROWLING.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh fuck this guy. The male cat was being a dick this morning so I shoved him under the duvet and OH THE LOW LEVEL GROWLING.
Hopefully they had great tits!
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hopefully they had great tits!
Hey, I just prefer STEVE to STEVEN because the latter sounds like female relatives calling me to dinner.
AKC is fine until you guys how up with a bunch of dogs and my Maine coon cats freak out.
AKC is fine until you guys how up with a bunch of dogs and my Maine coon cats freak out.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey, I just prefer STEVE to STEVEN because the latter sounds like female relatives calling me to dinner.
AKC is fine until you guys how up with a bunch of dogs and my Maine coon cats freak out.
AKC is fine until you guys how up with a bunch of dogs and my Maine coon cats freak out.
We're not great. No.
Look. Take heart in the fact that you seem to be an interesting stylish person. There's a whole world of mousey sad dullish people just looking for a warm blooded mammal to watch WHEEL OF FORTUNE with. You seem smart enough to do better.
Look. Take heart in the fact that you seem to be an interesting stylish person. There's a whole world of mousey sad dullish people just looking for a warm blooded mammal to watch WHEEL OF FORTUNE with. You seem smart enough to do better.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We're not great. No.
Look. Take heart in the fact that you seem to be an interesting stylish person. There's a whole world of mousey sad dullish people just looking for a warm blooded mammal to watch WHEEL OF FORTUNE with. You seem smart enough to do better.
Look. Take heart in the fact that you seem to be an interesting stylish person. There's a whole world of mousey sad dullish people just looking for a warm blooded mammal to watch WHEEL OF FORTUNE with. You seem smart enough to do better.
You guys do smell better.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You guys do smell better.
Let those boys motivate you to CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN!
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let those boys motivate you to CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN!
Oh to be an Italian kitten.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh to be an Italian kitten.
Reasonable likeness, but no.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reasonable likeness, but no.
If it smells like their famously uncleaned costumes YIKES.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If it smells like their famously uncleaned costumes YIKES.
Even narrowed, I can't eat cake with eyeballsl
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Even narrowed, I can't eat cake with eyeballsl
We're not sure he didn't hook up with Jeff Dunham?
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We're not sure he didn't hook up with Jeff Dunham?
No disagreement! Shary Flenniken holds her own as one of the top cartoonists of the underground.
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No disagreement! Shary Flenniken holds her own as one of the top cartoonists of the underground.
You're doing God's work.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You're doing God's work.
Unless you're actually addressing the American Kennel Club...
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Unless you're actually addressing the American Kennel Club...
The downstairs bathroom has an iffy door latch, so I'm not new to fielding emergency cell phone calls during parties.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The downstairs bathroom has an iffy door latch, so I'm not new to fielding emergency cell phone calls during parties.