david.j.cannon
@aciddwayne.bsky.social
From the Isle of Man. Now living in Brighton. I guitar, I bass, and I support Liverpool FC. I sometimes use big fancy words that I don’t understand in order to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
He’s still growing concrete, but it’s between his ears. Dickhead.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He’s still growing concrete, but it’s between his ears. Dickhead.
Have my tickets to The Forge. Looking forward to it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Have my tickets to The Forge. Looking forward to it.
I’m now waiting eagerly for the scientific research that proves his other one was in the Albert Hall.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m now waiting eagerly for the scientific research that proves his other one was in the Albert Hall.
Do we have an extradition treaty with Dubai?
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Do we have an extradition treaty with Dubai?
Presumably he’s under investigation by the party over how he got caught.
No, wait. Over how he was involved in a racist WhatsApp group. Sorry, my mistake.
No, wait. Over how he was involved in a racist WhatsApp group. Sorry, my mistake.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Presumably he’s under investigation by the party over how he got caught.
No, wait. Over how he was involved in a racist WhatsApp group. Sorry, my mistake.
No, wait. Over how he was involved in a racist WhatsApp group. Sorry, my mistake.
Or on Question Time tomorrow night. Let’s face it, one of them’s bound to be on.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Or on Question Time tomorrow night. Let’s face it, one of them’s bound to be on.
I bet he had to Google whether Clacton had a pier.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I bet he had to Google whether Clacton had a pier.
Why are these box sets not titled ‘Avengers Assembled’?
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Why are these box sets not titled ‘Avengers Assembled’?
The half dozen or so morons in the UK who think Trump speaks sense are already watching it, so this won’t make a difference.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The half dozen or so morons in the UK who think Trump speaks sense are already watching it, so this won’t make a difference.
Did you get this off eBay?
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Did you get this off eBay?
They talk through their arses, maybe they breathe through them too?
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
They talk through their arses, maybe they breathe through them too?
I’d rather he negotiated with him than simply be on his payroll.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’d rather he negotiated with him than simply be on his payroll.
Loved his grilling machine too. Our chicken always ‘turned out nice again’.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Loved his grilling machine too. Our chicken always ‘turned out nice again’.
My money’s on it being a bulldog.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My money’s on it being a bulldog.
At least the top earners can afford to clear off out if they want to. No, keep squeezing us lower earners who haven’t got that same option. 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
At least the top earners can afford to clear off out if they want to. No, keep squeezing us lower earners who haven’t got that same option. 🙄
Yeah, but the mayor of Peterborough probably isn’t a Muslim.
November 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yeah, but the mayor of Peterborough probably isn’t a Muslim.
Was this tonight? Is there any BBC programme that these cunts aren’t permanently appearing on every fucking day??
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Was this tonight? Is there any BBC programme that these cunts aren’t permanently appearing on every fucking day??
He’d run circles around her.
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He’d run circles around her.
They’ve only got 5, sorry 4, sorry 5, no wait, 4 MPs. In order to ensure that Reform are on the panel 52 weeks a year, sometimes the BBC need to look slightly further afield for the racist opinion on the panel.
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They’ve only got 5, sorry 4, sorry 5, no wait, 4 MPs. In order to ensure that Reform are on the panel 52 weeks a year, sometimes the BBC need to look slightly further afield for the racist opinion on the panel.
With the emphasis on ‘not to mention’. Certainly if you work at the BBC it would seem.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
With the emphasis on ‘not to mention’. Certainly if you work at the BBC it would seem.