1. I hope his last name is Sauve, otherwise he embarrassingly misspelled suave.
2. These people act like adoption doesn’t exist in the unlikely scenario someone does regret not having children later in life.

Missing section from after the first screenshot for anyone who wants it.

I deadass thought all of those were requirements for a partner, including the benching stats. 🤣🤣🤣 Like dang boy we all want a Dommy Mommy but please cool it a little.

“Your nose ring isn’t attractive.”
“Your… *gestures to the entire dude* isn’t attractive. Since we’re giving unsolicited opinions.”