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December 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
i've always wanted to see frankie muniz play a guy named eddie. dude's born for it.
December 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
i scrolled through and turns out i still have the fake yelp review bill left on his failing iv business
October 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
bill was great because you could could threaten to kill him with telekinesis and he would respond in exactly the same way as if you told him you could do more push ups than him
October 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
i haven't shared this this killer vrchat avatar @tealbitz.bsky.social made for me on bluesky yet, and that's a crime
August 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
February 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
January 12, 2024 at 10:22 PM
December 29, 2023 at 8:26 PM
November 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
motherfucker, most of us don't have that choice
November 1, 2023 at 12:53 PM
quote with a pic of you from the 2080s
October 30, 2023 at 1:05 PM
last minute low effort halloween costume for this year. guy who has gone as a guy from 1991, 1992, and 1993 the previous 3 halloweens
October 29, 2023 at 1:10 PM
[an infinitesimal moment before disaster] hey check this out! :D!!!!

halloween 🎨 by @groovykath.bsky.social
October 12, 2023 at 11:27 AM
RS with a banger picture of your cat
October 8, 2023 at 7:34 PM
really cool that a law ensuring kids wont be required to leave school grounds to be administered medication by a trained professional gets a dogshit headline like this
October 8, 2023 at 6:12 PM
dodge shadow had a higher trim option that came with new car scent, but the default scent was pall mall
October 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
this is just my opinion, but that doesn't sound very new at all
September 27, 2023 at 3:55 PM
@bsky.app no one believes you
September 24, 2023 at 11:53 PM
happy birthday! i got you some blurry pictures of my cat where he wouldn't stay still
September 1, 2023 at 11:19 AM
September 1, 2023 at 7:54 AM
fun fact: the rips in my sona's ear are a nod to the time my cousin threw a hubcap at my head and cut the top of my ear off when we were like five years old. they stitched it back on.

he wasn't trying to do that, we were playing frisbee with a hubcap. for fun.

art by falco works
August 31, 2023 at 1:12 PM
i don't know what i want from this website here are my shrimp
August 28, 2023 at 12:43 AM